Hotrod Johnson

Hotrod Johnson is when you are feeling more than good. The night of drankin, and whatever else might have been up your sleeve to amplify the fun, may be coming to an end but not if your in your prime. Once you get to this stage in the night you have the urge to let everyone know that you are Hotrod Johnson.

Guy: Dude how ya feeling?
Dude: I'm fucking Hotrod Johnson.
Guy: Perfect!

Hotrod Johnson by pseusonym_thug_life July 26, 2009

Korean Hotrod Firetruck 

The act of slathering your male partner's penis with barbecue sauce and proceeding to insert into one's self.

George: Would you like to Korean Hotrod Firetruck?

Tom: Yes I would, get the barbecue sauce.

Korean Hotrod Firetruck by Toffles September 1, 2014

hothouse flower 

A hothouse flower is flower that isn't hardy enough to grow under natural conditions. It has to be pampered and grown in a greenhouse or hothouse.

In regard to people it's used to describe someone who needs pampering or special conditions.

It doesn't exclusively mean high maintenance, but, needing special circumstances on some level to flourish, grow, be happy, or stable.

"She's the kinda girl you have to give space. A real hothouse flower. Turn the heat on her too much and she's outta there."

"He's kind of a hothouse plant. If he doesn't draw everyday he just wilts into depression."

(Nicholas Nickleby, 1838)"Mrs. Witterly is of a very excitable nature, very delicate, very fragile, a hothouse plant."

On an episode of "Frazier," Frazier was complaining about various things that bothered him. His father said, "Aren't you the little hothouse orchid."

hothouse flower by Anissa J January 4, 2008

hotdrop 

An EVE Online term. Involves engaging an enemy gang, getting aggression from them, then deploying a cynosural field to allow a carrier or other capital ship to come in and knock them up. A common bait tactic.

Ted: "Our battleship gang was pwning a cruiser gang, then they did a carrier hotdrop. We were jammed, so we dropped like flies."
Fred: "Oh man, that sucks."

hotdrop by germanboy66 December 16, 2008

hotrod 

To improve performance of something as in a hot rod car.

Plans were made to hotrod the shovel motor in the old rigid chop so it would get out of it's own way.

hotrod by Pufnblu4u January 26, 2005

Hotrock 

the tiny fragments of extremely hot burning hash which fall out of the end of a spliff and indiscriminantly burn holes in clothes, sofas, carpets, or anything else which the smoker forgot to move out of the way. any regular smoker of hash will gradually begin to find that all of their clothes have been ruined by tiny burn holes caused by the dreaded hotrocks.

dan made the mistake of smoking a spliff while naked, he shrieked like a girl when the hotrocks burned into his pubes

Hotrock by D-Bizz December 14, 2006

HotRob 

Hotrob: A person or animal that grossly overestimates his or her own physical attractiveness (in honour of hot guy Robert). This is not meant to be synonymous with narcissist, which is more like excessive self-love. It’s simply a term to describe someone who sees themselves in an overly optimistic light relative to how other people actually perceive them. Example of usage: "It’s hard to believe Craig thinks he’s in Laura’s league. What a hotrob." We may want to include a phonetic treatment as well, to ensure that no one mispronounces it "ho-trob"

Note to the editor: HotRob was a character that was on the radio for some time. He really looks good on the radio and he knows it.

My name is not Robert it is Lon Funk and this was all for fun.

HotRob by Wuzzam July 8, 2010