one horse town

a small or insignificant town

Lets leave this one horse town in the dust.

one horse town by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2007

One Horse Town

This is the name given to describe a small town with high unemployment. These towns are said to be very common in Wales, but are also found in Ireland, and Scotland where education is very limited.
Also a name given to a town that has a small population.

Steve: Since I moved here from the city I am begining to see that everyone is stupid, there are no jobs, and guys are marrying their own sisters, whats that all about?
Colin: This place is backwards, these people don't know any different. This is a "One Horse Town".
Steve:, Yeah, you are right, but the problem is everyone thinks they are the jockey.

One Horse Town by Paul Fleming July 19, 2006

One horse town

There's no such thing as a one horse town any more than there is such a thing as a one fish pond.

This town you're calling a one horse town and are claiming to be the one horse in isn't that at all dork, and that's coming from someone that unlike you is actually from the town originally. For those of us originally from the town, the fight against you, even if it's just me fighting, isn't about superiority or finding out who's better than who, it is about home for me as it is for them. Nobody but you cares about a stupid fucking battle for superiority which is why nobody wants you around.

One horse town by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021

One horse town

What a pretentious person calls a town.

There are no horses in this town except the ones behind fences. This is not your one horse town, you don't own the place because you're not even from here originally.

One horse town by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021

Town house

Passing a very strong alcoholic beverage back and forth in the back of an Uber or anyplace with your bros until it is finished

Bro let’s just town house that shit!

Oh shit, are you guys town housing that?

Town house by Dirty Connie & The Boys August 17, 2021

mexican town house 

A position where the ears and mouth at penetrated

I will Mexican town house you wife

mexican town house by Bigboy lu lu April 4, 2019

Town Water Hose 

A slut or whore; likening someone to a prostitute

Timmy: “Tracy fucked so many guys on spring break”
Johnny: “That bitch is becoming the town water hose”

Town Water Hose by TimmyWaterhose July 31, 2025