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hoonz bae 

1. A middle-aged male who wears red shirts with frontal lettering inside-out; An often strutting middle-aged man wearing informal shirts, usually red-colored, inside out (n., Ger.)

2. A wasp hive on which the wasps are inactive or at rest (n., Ger.)

3. a. A rollicking, partially free-form dance move originated in and primarily performed in small-town western South Dakota (n.); b. Performing a wild, rollicking dance that originated in western South Dakota small towns, probably performed in such location (v., hoonz baes, hoonz baed, hoonz baing)
1. I saw a hoonz bae walking across the court yard, and I swear I almost ran over and kicked him in the nuts.

2. There's a hoonz bae.

3.b. Lonnie got wasted last night and hoonze baed all night long.
hoonz bae by P'tainz April 22, 2011
Related Words
mah hoogz hoog hoogie hooga hoogle Hooga Booga hoozle Hooger hoogey hoogy

Hoogboog 

One who has sexual intercourse with deceased, elderly turkeys.
Thanksgiving is Paul's favorite holiday because he is a hoogboog.
Hoogboog by BBQJeff June 7, 2013
The Hoog is something that everyone likes spamming with freeze and rage in every battle. But what exactly is the hoog? One day, a crowd of hog riders were riding throughout the lands, when they came across the persians. The persian empire was a large empire and they were missing one thing from getting to the top; the right troopers. When they found the hog riders, they were relieved, as their search for the perfect troop came to a halt. They took the hog riders in and persianized them. They gave them fancy golden jewelry, and made them take off their shirts. The persians would refer to them as hoogs instead of hog riders, so they officially became hoog. The hoogs didn’t like the name change or the accessories, so one day they escaped the persian empire, and returned to the hog rider empire. They shared their findings with the hog rider lord, and the lord loved the new changes and accessories, but not the name hoog. From that day forth, every hog rider would be shirtless, with golden jewelry, but the hoog wasn’t out of the picture yet. The persian empire would go on to be one of the biggest empires out there, and the news of the hoog spread. Nowadays, hoog is widely used by many people to refer hog riders.
Persian person 1: I request some hoogs.

Person 2: Here’s some hog riders for you.
Hoog by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022
The English spelling of the Danish word "hygge", which translates to a "feeling of belonging to the moment and to each other; celebrating the everyday"- the feeling of a good social atmosphere
This party is hooga.

That waterfall in Maui was hooga.

The locals we met in Central Park made us feel hooga.
hooga by globalhikerhooga May 11, 2017
a nickname for hugo.
usually an oAf.
wow, hoogo is such an oAf!
hoogo by MojavedDictionary March 23, 2019

Shiftin' the Hooglies 

The act of periodically, and discreetly, reaching into one's pants move around the jewels around for comfort
"After driving for hours, I had to pull over for a Coke and shiftin' the hooglies"