The Hoog is something that everyone likes spamming with freeze and rage in every battle. But what exactly is the hoog? One day, a crowd of hog riders were riding throughout the lands, when they came across the persians. The persian empire was a large empire and they were missing one thing from getting to the top; the right troopers. When they found the hog riders, they were relieved, as their search for the perfect troop came to a halt. They took the hog riders in and persianized them. They gave them fancy golden jewelry, and made them take off their shirts. The persians would refer to them as hoogs instead of hog riders, so they officially became hoog. The hoogs didn’t like the name change or the accessories, so one day they escaped the persian empire, and returned to the hog rider empire. They shared their findings with the hog rider lord, and the lord loved the new changes and accessories, but not the name hoog. From that day forth, every hog rider would be shirtless, with golden jewelry, but the hoog wasn’t out of the picture yet. The persian empire would go on to be one of the biggest empires out there, and the news of the hoog spread. Nowadays, hoog is widely used by many people to refer hog riders.
Persian person 1: I request some hoogs.

Person 2: Here’s some hog riders for you.
by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022
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lack of knowledge leading to the complete destruction of a simple task
Yeah yeah yeah, that guy was working on a bus yesterday and he really hoog it up.
by Shootinguy45 April 11, 2017
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Hoog
/hʊɡ/
verb
Used primarily in central parts of Alabama, to describe the act of tackling someone forcefully or violently in football, especially in a manner that causes notable impact or disruption.
“During the game, Austin hooged the running back so hard that he fumbled the ball.”
“Did you see that play? He got hooged right on the 20-yard line!”
by watches 2: electric boogaloo October 2, 2023
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A women, no smaller than a size 10 no bigger than a 14. Does not care for a skinny body she is a lover of pizza and is constantly down to fuck. Not necessarily chubby but everything more than a handful
took this chubby girl home last night. she was a complete hoog.
by Exeter gently March 19, 2017
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An alternate spelling of the word "hugs", used in online discourse for comedic effect.
Dude you are so awesome! *hugs!!*

Oh my gosh thank you!! *HOOGS!!*
by mearii July 9, 2005
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A farrah who enjoys many penis' at once
Look at all the cock in that farrah. What a fuckin hoogs
by natural born fool September 14, 2012
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