homey hopper 

A slutty girl who has sex with the majority of your male friends. She "hops" from friend to friend.

Now she fucked HIM??? She is such a homey hopper!!!

homey hopper by dabigcheese November 5, 2003

homeyopathic 

adj: psychopathic rage against family, friends, or neighbors

The autopsy proved it wasn't drugs, but a tumor that caused him to turn all homeyopathic.

homeyopathic by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 11, 2013

straight cash, homey 

The means by which Randy Moss pays his bills.

Reporter: "Write the check yet, Randy?"

Moss: "When you're rich, you don't write checks."

Reporter: "If you don't write checks, how do you pay these guys?"

Moss: "Straight cash, homey."

straight cash, homey by seanmccallum December 19, 2007

holeyetis

When and animal, or human, spends too much time up close to butt holes. This is common in dogs due to their continuous ass sniffing rituals. The inexperienced will inadvertently touch said butt orifice with one or both eyes ... causing a hideous eye infection. Holeyetis

What the fuck dog. Your eye is oozing again with holeyetis. Why do you keep sniffing ass so close!

holeyetis by DarthAss March 30, 2017

Homely-humper 

A person who is only sexually/physically attracted to unattractive people.

Attractive woman: Hey, do you know what kind of girls Matt is into?
Attractive woman's friend: Don't waste your time. He's a homely-humper.

Homely-humper by Lillykins October 3, 2013

Holey Banana 

The fetish sexual act of laying ones penis on a table, board, or similar surface and proceeding to stab it repeatedly with a knife or sharp object.

It is generally accepted in such fetish circles to do such a performance with a steak knife equalling or exceeding the size of the penis stabbed.

"Dude, lets get drunk and stoned and give ourselves holey bananas"

Holey Banana by xBSTx July 13, 2009

homeycide 

Metaphorically "killing" one of your friends through betrayal or deception. Basically, turning your back on one of your friends forever. Usually among males, but the term can be used among both sexes.

Damn, you slept with his girlfriend? Man that's homeycide.

I'm sick of him always starting shit at parties. I'm about to commit homeycide on that dude.

homeycide by ProfessorJT87 March 30, 2010