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When and animal, or human, spends too much time up close to butt holes. This is common in dogs due to their continuous ass sniffing rituals. The inexperienced will inadvertently touch said butt orifice with one or both eyes ... causing a hideous eye infection. Holeyetis
What the fuck dog. Your eye is oozing again with holeyetis. Why do you keep sniffing ass so close!
by DarthAss March 30, 2017
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An exclusive group of like minded people that are closely related to the FAAFO tribe. Fuck your feelings (FUF) members don’t play with drama stemming from the great drama queen, Cuntasourus Rex. Once the bear is poked, FAAFO tactics eliminate the threat for the good of all.
Geez Ginger! You know that the FUF people will destroy your you and your cunt sniffers. WTF!
by DarthAss April 22, 2023
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The act of doing a fly by at the nearest shitting hole. This is usually an office formality to ensure that the shitting stalls are safe to use, and free from the interoffice bathroom chatters and fuckwits. In some cases, an announcement among friends is done to either warn of inadequate shit conditions or to call an "all clear" for ass slams.
Thank god Juan just went on deuce patrol . I am crowning and that fucker Mark has been hanging out in the bathroom eating pistachios all fucking afternoon. I just want to shit in peace!
by DarthAss March 31, 2017
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When a person has exceeded the measurable levels of fucktardal asshatery. Their level of stupidity is clearly noticeable when they enter any room ... Kind of like blowing a horn announcing their assness. An asshorn is usually the fuck face of the office.
Oh shit! That asshorn Jason is here. Don't make eye contact or that shitbrick will come over here. That fucker eats his lunch while taking a shit.
by DarthAss March 30, 2017
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The act of taking a shit. Mostly the shits that fly out, causing the ass hole to slam shut.
Man, I ate Juanita's taco soup for lunch. I need to slam so bad, but Juan is on deuce patrol.
by DarthAss March 31, 2017
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This is a title given to the drama thriving whores in online gaming. They constantly create a fake world of confusion and lies just to help compensate for their pathetic existence. Some even think that making over 75g a year authorizes them to be a snooty asshorn.
Wow Beth, you and Ginger are sad excuses for the human race. Why do you think that being a PNS Whore allows you to control anyone around you. I would rather bathe in felching fluid than bend a knee to you
by DarthAss April 22, 2023
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