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Holder’s Dilemma 

A renowned philosophical thought exercise. A man finds himself with in a situation in which he is two inches inside his mother, and his father is two inches inside of him. Do you go forward or backward?
We traumatized out uber driver by discussing the philosophical merits of Holder’s Dilemma, and how Aristotle himself was quoted as saying, “fuck dude I don’t know, the hell is wrong with you?”.

Noddy Holder's sideburns 

An unkempt, overgrown feral ginger minge, when approached from behind. Advise you take a machete. From the flamboyant side whiskers of singer from 70s band Slade.
"...worse than Noddy Holder's sideburns..."
A man promised a Brazilian invades a rainforest.

S Holder 

Term is used to disregard the lack of ability and skill of the individual using the term and deflect its poor performance to the opposition who is seemingly 'S HOLDING' just because he is a good defender, and clamping the individual up every time. Individuals whom use this term are not very good at playing.
You are such a S holder!
This guy is the biggest S holder I ever seen!
Alleviate the pressure on the S key, S holder.
S Holder by Sokra February 23, 2021

70's Tea Towel Holder 

The brown rusty sherrifs badge... More of a english term, used to poke the towel in it. Usally located on the kitchen wall.
I rimmed her 70's Tea Towel Holder last night

Holden's Crib

Sneaky sex obtained while dumping your baby on someone else.
"we'll be back in a couple hours, we're just going to pick up Holden's crib."
Holden's Crib by pete o'seale August 4, 2008

Round Horder's Without An Arse-Guard 

Similar to the phrase 'up the creek without a paddle'; it is used to describe a terrible situation which there is no way to resolve. 'Horder' is a known bummer, so to be round his house without an arse-guard suggest an anal-rape is likely for the guardless individual.
I acidentally flushed my friends english coursework down the the toliet the day before he had to hand it in. If he finds out I'm round Horder's without an arse-guard.