hogmonkey 

someone who looks like a monkey and is eating like a hog

Girl, you know your with your monkey looking self should not be eating like a hog, HOGMONKEY!

hogmonkey by KacieJ February 22, 2008

homonkey 

a homosexual monkey, especially used for black people.

STOP RAPING THE PRISONERS, YOU FILTHY HOMONKEY!

homonkey by DarkQuans April 24, 2023

hosemonkey

Hosemonkey is a term used by other professional employees to talk about Fire Fighters. It is a good natured jest for what they do.

"That hosemonkey did a good job taking that person out of the car at the accident scene."

hosemonkey by Hosemonkey's wife October 22, 2006

dogmonkey 

The persistence of a dog combined with the cheekiness of a monkey.

That western gentleman is dogmonkeying those ladies hardcore

dogmonkey by graveson February 28, 2009

haxmonkey 

A person whom regards themselves as 'haxmonkey' actually would infer that this person does program but is also some goof like a monkey.

So if you're a 'haxmonkey' you might be a really good programmer but you're still a monkey on the inside.

Jim: There goes Bob again.
Sally: What's he doing now?
Jim: Well he's being a total haxmonkey again. He's goofing around after completing that new code for the website.
Sally: I have a crush on Bob.
Jim: ...

haxmonkey by The Real HaxMonkey July 11, 2009

Hormoney 

when a person acts such a silly teenager, full of spots and other distinguishing features.

Guy 1: ''Dude, look at that person over there doing a rather stupid look at some overweight guy!!''

Guy 2: '' Get over it, he's being hormoney, I mean look at that red nose, it really shines!''

Hormoney by Steve Watson August 26, 2005

Holymonkey 

Godly gamer with expert skills in Counter-strike and other games.

Holy shit its Holymonkey!

Holymonkey by Holymonkey February 23, 2004