n.

A male who is well versed in the art of sleezing. Must satisfy stringent criteria: namely - 6ft tall (at least), loves drinking, smoking, calls chicks 'seabiscuits', drives at night with his lights off etc...

vb. - to dogmonkey

sleezing on a seabiscuit

Dan: " Gal, hold my drink, I'm going to dogmonkey that broad."
Gal: " Fresh. I'll be at the bar - Nick's just got a pack of lucky strikes in..."

Nick: " Steve, is Mario a dogmonkey"
Steve: " Pfft, he's only 5 ft 9..."

dogmonkey by Mike587 January 8, 2008

Related Words

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Dogmonkey

Half-breed creature, Half Churchills nodding dog with the head ripped out, half stuffed monkey with a gibralta cap on

Man! the dogmonkey rules.. i het his original head got turned into a pirate and ran over my a car

Dogmonkey by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

Demonkey

(Noun) Political Party Portmanteau: (De'mon'key) Demonkey is a new term for the Democratic Party and it's beloved mascot the "Donkey" aka "JACKASS".

"I went to a political rally last night and that Demonkey candidate sure made an ass of himself."

"Are you attending the Demonkey rally today"

Demonkey by 2smart4U February 21, 2013

demonkeyize

To shave your grizzly, monkey face when it has a bristly, out of control, unkempt beard.

Saddam Hussein needed to demonkeyize his face when he was found and captured, and doctors were looking in his mouth.

demonkeyize by Boffo April 2, 2007

dogmoney

Monetary profit from the sale of narcotics, prostitution,illegal firearms, or other illegal activities
In which has to be laundered.

Dude I ain't taking that cash, that shit's dogmoney.

dogmoney by LokiHavok April 28, 2006

DOGmoney

The crypto currency fit for all. Dogmoney to the moon.

How can you afford that though? Duh... I've got DOGmoney.

DOGmoney by godyenom May 15, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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