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A german word meaning; asshole, run the other direction, don't marry him.
I don't know why she would date him, he is such a Hofeldt
Hofeldt by Hofeldts ex January 31, 2009
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Hopfield's 9 

Hopfield's 9 - a sequence of effects/objects/events/experiments etc., which at different iterations/parameters converge to the same unpredictable/(un)satisfactory/false/correct result.
David: Hey Vlad, you also have very strange outcome in the 5th task?
Vlad: Yes!! It is some kind of Hopfield's 9. I've checked every parameter, can't possibly imagine what went wrong.
Hopfield's 9 by Dave_on_Wave May 12, 2020
a last name that means "high field". also commonly known as ballers, gangstas, and just overall pimps. another commonly known fact is that a hofeld is better than a lee.
Ho ho ho hofeld

The hofelds dominate the lees buttholes in kickball and life in general.
hofeld by sugartits June 25, 2008
"Hosfield" is a common last name which derives from a old French village called "Queer von city". The family the "Hosfields", were the first people documented in history to attempt dig a hole through earth and end up in the United States, this attempt occurred in 1946 and the hosfields were never heard from again until 1995 which they surfaced in a town called Kennewick Washington. It is still unknown to this day if they actually dug the hole through earth. Some scientists theorize that this hole through earth has a direct correlation with the transformation of justin bieber from "popstar" to "Hollywood teen douchebag". Some scientists go even as far to theorize that it affects not only justin bieber, but all celebrities. Which would explain the actions of celebrities from the last 20 years, including the down fall of Britney Spears, Amanda bynes, and Lindsay lohan, and the sudden change attitude in younger upcoming pop stars such as Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, and the twins from the suite life of Zach and Cody!

Also, "Hosfield" is a German slang word meaning, "one with a small penis" or " a complete faggot.
Also, "Hosfield" is a German slang word meaning, "one with a small penis" or " a complete faggot.

When used with the word "Kim", such as "Kim hosfield" it means " a super ultra gay fag who is so gay they eat tons of rainbow colored skittles to show their gay pride."
hosfield by Kkkhut234 March 5, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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