hob-knocker
hob-knocker by jamie love pie! February 8, 2009
Get the hob-knocker mug.
Hob-knocker
1. one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles
2. to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked
2. to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked
On ICarly and Friends the runner up to David Archuleta calls everyone Hob-knockers, hob-knocked is to get hit hard in the testicles ergo a hob-knocker...
Hob-knocker by ChaseMyFace February 8, 2009
Related Words
hob-knocker
hob-knocker by richardtyronewilson February 15, 2009
hob knocker
One who masturbates in public.
hob - usually a penis, but genitals in general.
knocker - to "knock" or fondle said genetailia(to masturbate).
Derived most-likely from someone with a fancy dialect.
hob - usually a penis, but genitals in general.
knocker - to "knock" or fondle said genetailia(to masturbate).
Derived most-likely from someone with a fancy dialect.
Example 1:"Dude! I was in the theater and I happened to look over my shoulder and I saw that guy from Pee Wee's playhouse(Pee-Wee Herman.) knocking his hob!"
Example 2:"Okay, so I was walking down the street the other day, and I peered down this alley, right? And before my eyes was a homeless man beating off!"
"Ew! Dude! What a nasty hob knocker!"
Example 3:"I like to be a hob knocker, I think people's reactions to me knocking my hob before their very eyes is...well hilarious!"
Example 4:"So, I was off behind Quiznoes being a hob knocker, and I accidentally jizzed on a stray cat!"
Example 2:"Okay, so I was walking down the street the other day, and I peered down this alley, right? And before my eyes was a homeless man beating off!"
"Ew! Dude! What a nasty hob knocker!"
Example 3:"I like to be a hob knocker, I think people's reactions to me knocking my hob before their very eyes is...well hilarious!"
Example 4:"So, I was off behind Quiznoes being a hob knocker, and I accidentally jizzed on a stray cat!"
hob knocker by Saverinator October 15, 2010
Hob Knocker
Oh My God! Did you hear about that hob knocker and what he did in the bathroom last week at school!?
Hob Knocker by Madzyy Shaww<3 June 29, 2009
hob knocker
Most famously featured on the show, iCarly, a hob knocker is a word mainly used by English people. In real definition, a hob knocker is a man, during oral sex, hitting a woman in the face with his dick
On iCarly, it is described as illegal. In actuality, it isn't. It's just really fun
On iCarly, it is described as illegal. In actuality, it isn't. It's just really fun
hob knocker by Gogogoman June 20, 2011
hob-knocker
hob-knocker by most epic person February 7, 2009