hob-knocker 

when a guy hits you in the face with his penis.

the hob-knocker hit her face so hard she nearly passed out.

hob-knocker by jamie love pie! February 8, 2009

Hob-knocker 

1. one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles

2. to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked

On ICarly and Friends the runner up to David Archuleta calls everyone Hob-knockers, hob-knocked is to get hit hard in the testicles ergo a hob-knocker...

Hob-knocker by ChaseMyFace February 8, 2009

hob-knocker 

when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face.

a guy slapped his pee pee on my face and then called me a hob-knocker!

hob-knocker by richardtyronewilson February 15, 2009

hob-knocker 

something gross and illegal.

"He called me a hob-knocker. I don't even know what that means!"

hob-knocker by most epic person February 7, 2009

hob-knocker 

A particularly mischievous type of hob-goblin, a prankster

iCarly episode that references a "hob-knocker" as one of the characters.

hob-knocker by For Real, Dude October 9, 2011

hob-knocker 

some one who likes to have sex with animals

DUDE!! Shanara just had sex with that animal!! She's a hob-knocker lol

hob-knocker by jessabp June 17, 2009

Hob-Knocker 

A phrase use to describe someone who is drunk and slaps people with their dick. It commonly happens when someone is drunk of vodka or sambooka. They didn't censor this word when it was used in iCarly. No wonder the show aired on nickelodean.

British Guy: Back off hob-knocker!
American Savage: Ur Gay.

Hob-Knocker by A Savage Catholic June 19, 2016