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One who commits the gross and illegal act of masturbating in a public restroom. That was gross how saw that hob knocker in that bathroom!
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One who masturbates in public. hob - usually a penis, but genitals in general. knocker - to "knock" or fondle said genetailia(to masturbate). Derived most-likely from someone with a fancy dialect. Example 1:"Dude! I was in the theater and I happened to look over my shoulder and I saw that guy from Pee Wee's playhouse(Pee-Wee Herman.) knocking his hob!"
Example 2:"Okay, so I was walking down the street the other day, and I peered down this alley, right? And before my eyes was a homeless man beating off!" "Ew! Dude! What a nasty hob knocker!" Example 3:"I like to be a hob knocker, I think people's reactions to me knocking my hob before their very eyes is...well hilarious!" Example 4:"So, I was off behind Quiznoes being a hob knocker, and I accidentally jizzed on a stray cat!" |
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A person who masturbates in Public Restrooms. Oh My God! Did you hear about that hob knocker and what he did in the bathroom last week at school!?
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a guy who stares at girls boobs all the time geez, christian is such a hob knocker-sam
(christian staring at Sam's boobs) |
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A negative, zero social life, loser who knocks other peoples hobbies. Wether they be hunting to football to BMx to D&D, a Hob Knocker will tear down what some people choose to do with their free time, compared to a Hob Knocker who sits on his/her ass in his parents basement looking at pictures and youtube videos of people actually doing shit with their lives. Regular Guy: I'm going camping this weekend, what about you?
Hob Knocker: *scoffs* Camping??!?! What is this brokeback mountain? So lame. Regular Women: I'm going to paint a few pictures over summer break! Hob Knocker: LOL! FAIL! Painting!?!!? You're not making any money on that crap you call painting, so why continue? Young Kid: I'm going to go BMX riding with my friends! Hob Knocker: Seriously? What happend when you fall on your ass and crack your head open? YOU COULD DIE! LOL Young Kid:.....You Hob Knockers have no lives what so ever. Hob Knocker: *cries on the inside* |
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Someone who rapes animals. Hardcore. really hardcore. "Did you see what that guy did to that squirrel?? what a hob knocker!"
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