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One who commits the gross and illegal act of masturbating in a public restroom.
That was gross how saw that hob knocker in that bathroom!
by Dr. Lima Bean February 18, 2009
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one who masturbates in public restrooms
Sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.
by scenesinner February 07, 2009
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when a guy hits you in the face with his penis.
the hob-knocker hit her face so hard she nearly passed out.
by jamie love pie! February 08, 2009
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To hit someone in the face with the penis.
He was a real hobknocker!
by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 23, 2009
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An allegedly defamatory aspersion of ostensible British origon used chiefly to assert the recipient's overt practice of something decidedly "gross" and "illegal"; as spoken in the American sitcom television series "iCarly".
by Maimraid February 07, 2009
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a person who masterbates in public and therefore it is illegal.
check out that hobknocker.

dude thats awsome and illegal.
by carls to cool kubis June 04, 2009
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1. A person who 'rapes' or molests' animals.

2. Someone who hits you in the face with thier penis.
1. Carly: Oh he's so cute!

Wade C.: You are all a bunch of hobknockers!

(as seen on Icarly)

2. Devin: Dude! Wtf, you hobknocker.
by inuyasha gurl Aka ashton August 03, 2009
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