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hitonious..

A word, usually used in a humorous context, that means beyond horrid. Use it when something is horrid, hideous, and horrendous combined.
As an adjective: hitonious
As a noun: hitoniousness, hitoniosity
As an adverb: hitoniously
Using hitonious... A mullet is horrid, but a mullet on a 500 lb. man who is wearing lipstick and sporting a plumber's crack is hitonious.
hitonious.. by Jamie Dawn December 9, 2008
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The ultimate hero of a mom. A mother who will do everything possible to protect her child from harm. She would go to jail or go into hiding to protect her child.
Chase is lucky to have a hironimus for a mom.
hironimus by savingchase May 27, 2015
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Hitorious 

someone or something that is wrongfully Ugly, Hit, hideous.
Jane is so Hitorious

That Event was Hitorious, im never going again.
Hitorious by SaluteJupiter June 14, 2011

hotorious 

An adjective describing a female who is notoriously permiscuous or whorish.
"That's girl's hotorious. Wrap it up."
You guys are heronious. This is heronious.
heronious by Roz McCumber October 23, 2007
Kind of like hilarious, but even better. Likely to to replace "hilarious" in situations where the user is particularly a jackass.
"THAT YOUTUBE VIDEO OF DARTH VADER TALKING LIKE HE HAD TOURETTES SYNDROME WAS HILOBIOUS!"
Hilobious by magnumforce December 9, 2008

homonious 

(adj) having a sagging stretched out ass hole due to homosexual activity
Dude, miller and zac got hold of a plunger and lube last night, all i can say is zac is now homonious

brock has been homonious since the day he was born
homonious by JPat March 31, 2008