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Your mom told me to say hi to you 

The best pickup line there ever was. WARNING⚠️: Using this line will instantly make someone fall in love with you and possibly pass out. The effect that is made can never be reversed.
You: Hey, your mom told me to say hi to you.
Them: Will you marry me?

how, hi are you

something adults who used to be stoners when they were teens will say to you when you are more stoned than sisyphus
slater: hey teach
teacher: how, hi are you?
slater: ohh mann that’s fuckedd upppppo

hi how are you 

A word to say to someone who you first meet. Your also trying to be nice and friendly, but your just actually toxic as hell and your gonna make them go to depressed as everyone else that you did.
me: hi how are you
???: hi! im ok :)
me: didnt you read the urban dictionary?
???: oh no..
hi how are you by im smart as ashley February 17, 2021

Hi, how are you today 

Like if your doing good, dislike if your not doing so well
Hi, how are you today boss. Good Jimmy.

Hi, how are you? 

Can be a nice thing to say if you say it to a friend or a loved one, but inappropriate if you say in response to a police officer that asks you how high are you?
Police officer: How high are you?
Some random idiot: No officer, you're wrong! It's Hi, how are you?

hi there sorry to bother you