Definitions by PhoenixGamer34
Jizz Chasm
Dirty nickname for Yankees second baseman Jazz Chisholm Jr., who also has played games at third base and centerfield in his career
Jizz Chasm had a pathetic performance in the 2025 MLB Home Run Derby, hitting only three home runs, easily the lowest of every participant, with each of the others hitting 15 or more home runs in the first round, with Junior Caminero and Oneil Cruz being tied for the most in the first round with 21, while Byron Buxton hit 20, Cal Raleigh, the first catcher to win the home run derby and Brent Rooker, both hit 17 in the first round, James Wood hit 16 and Matt Olson, who replaced Ronald Acuna Jr. in the Home Run Derby lineup hit 15.
Jizz Chasm by PhoenixGamer34 July 19, 2025
Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy
Why would you do this?
Addison: What's wrong with Trevor?
Felicia: He had Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy.
Addison: Why did he do that?
Felicia: Because he's a moron.
Addison: He is indeed a moron.
Felicia: As are some of his friends, especially Leila.
Felicia: He had Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy.
Addison: Why did he do that?
Felicia: Because he's a moron.
Addison: He is indeed a moron.
Felicia: As are some of his friends, especially Leila.
Black Privilege
If it wasn't for black privilege that bitch Karmelo Anthony would still be in prison and he really should be. He is not a hero, nor is he a victim, he is a criminal. Anyone who thinks he is a hero, a victim and a good person is retarded.
Black Privilege by PhoenixGamer34 April 18, 2025
Alentine's Ay
Person 1: Happy Alentine's Ay!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: Valentine's Day, but you're not getting the V nor the D.
Person 2: Of course that's what it is!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: Valentine's Day, but you're not getting the V nor the D.
Person 2: Of course that's what it is!
Alentine's Ay by PhoenixGamer34 February 14, 2025
Stankees
What immature Yankee haters that act far below their actual age call the New York Yankees, mostly used by fans of the Boston Red Sox and the New York Mets.
Immature Yankee haters: Stankees suck
Me: What are you, 5, 8, maybe 10?
Those same losers: Fuck you asshole
Me: Go home to mommy and cry over her shoulder.
Me: What are you, 5, 8, maybe 10?
Those same losers: Fuck you asshole
Me: Go home to mommy and cry over her shoulder.
Stankees by PhoenixGamer34 June 24, 2024
Fucking idiot
Fucking idiot by PhoenixGamer34 June 15, 2024
Jeterian Swing
Ground Into Double Play
Zack came up to bat in the bottom of the 9th inning with his team down by one, championship on the line, bases loaded with one out, needing a hit to win the game, but he had a Jeterian Swing, hitting a ground ball to the second baseman, flipped to the shortstop, to the first baseman, game over, championship over, the other team wins by a score of 3-2.
Jeterian Swing by PhoenixGamer34 May 9, 2024