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OnlyFans

A website for stupid, talentless lowlifes that were more likely than not, High School dropouts that want to make money but don't want to have to go to work every single fucking day.
Carson: Apparently Jenny has managed to make money everyday despite the fact that she was a High School dropout, which caused her to lose all respect that she had and doesn't have a real job.
Melba: How is she making money despite that?
Carson: She sells nudes on OnlyFans everyday.
Melba: That's absolutely disgusting and completely unacceptable.
Carson: Yeah, I've always seen her as her as a shady bitch, as have you and several other students, along with the teachers and staff members in School.
Melba: She will never learn, no matter how many times she will be advised to not do it and get a real job.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 14, 2021
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ESPN

Complete garbage that claims to be a sports channel, but with how they act, they are more like a mainstream news channel.
Raymond: What are your thoughts about ESPN?
Vale: They are completely pathetic, I used to watch them on a daily basis, but I do not like politics in sports, so the same would apply if their political views were actually for who they are against.
Raymond: Yeah, same, yet some people want everything to be politicized and I too used to be a consistent ESPN watcher.
Vale: Yes, they do and it's absolutely disgusting.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 15, 2021
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Me

Someone that is very impatient.
I am not dumb enough to claim that everything is all about me.
by PhoenixGamer34 January 7, 2022
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Red Bull

An energy drink that, despite the bullshit slogan, does not give you wings, nor does it, despite what some people claim, does not contain bull urine or bull semen in it.
Fucking moron: I decided to mix my Coffee with Red Bull to switch it up.
Someone that is not a fucking moron: Do you want to die?
by PhoenixGamer34 September 16, 2021
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I fucked your Wife last night

An immature and inappropriate response when you lose an online multiplayer game.
Person who won the game: Better luck next time!
Person who lost the game: I fucked your Wife last night.
Person who won the game: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you didn't fuck her.
Person who lost the game: How do you know that?
Person who won the game: Because she was with me yesterday.
Person who lost the game: You fucked her, didn't you?
Person who won the game: Yes, I did and she liked it a lot.
Person who lost the game: Damn it, my cover is blown.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 15, 2022
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Epar

Rape reversed
It is not good to epar someone.
by PhoenixGamer34 October 1, 2022
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