henvious

Jealousy of someone who has chickens, so they don't have to pay for eggs in the grocery store.

Person A: "Man, taking care of all my chickens is such a hassle! But at least I don't have to pay these insane egg prices!"
Person B: "I wish I could keep chickens! I'm so henvious!"

by BADG3RMAN January 13, 2023