heamt

When you wake from a dream by hitting your head

i heamt really bad last night when i fell out of bed

heamt by JéimuZú March 28, 2007

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

The thing everyone should google on new years day

*wakes up* *looks outside* Why is there a giant health bar in the sky?

why is there a giant health bar in the sky by Definitely a human! December 29, 2020

Health and Well-being 

Health and well-being can mean different things within different cultures and may even change over time. A negative definition would be the absence of physical illness or disease and psychological distress. A positive definition would be the attainment and maintaining of physical and psychological fitness. Unfortunately, the label was used by discriminatory feminists to promote female only rest areas from which all males are excluded. Even the so-called experts couldn’t leave it alone; they had to have a holistic definition, namely, that health and well-being is the result of a combination of physical, social, intellectual and emotional factors, which most people could have worked out for themselves, aren’t “experts” wonderful.

“Some dozy bimbo from HR wants to run health and well-being awareness courses, just so she can peddle her feminist bullshit.”
“Oh fuck!”

Health and Well-being by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

rectal health day 

To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.

Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.

rectal health day by Bogrimm May 4, 2018

My heart 

In New York terms if you say my heart it means someone you deeply care about like a brother best friend family member or a significant other

Miss you my heart

My heart by Snotty G August 28, 2022

Heart on Your Cheek 

To wear your heart on your cheek is the opposite of wearing your heart on your sleeve.

A person who wears their heart on their cheek keeps their true emotions hidden, usually to keep themselves from getting hurt and/ or to hurt others.

This term is from the song 'How to be a Heartbreaker' by Marina and The Diamonds.

"Rule number three, wear your heart on your cheek
But never on your sleeve, unless you wanna taste defeat."

Heart on Your Cheek by Storm Kitsune September 16, 2014

Ashtray heart 

Someone can have an ashtray heart if they always falls for smokers, then making their hearts into ashtrays as the romance fails and gets put out on their tray, often due to fear and failure of commitment.

I got an ashtray heart.

Ashtray heart by CoasterDisks August 9, 2021