25 definitions by Bogrimm

Struggleshooting

Spending an excessive amount of time investigating the source of a problem but making absolutely no progress; the most maddeningly frustrating of troubleshooting sessions.

I spent what seemed like forever struggleshooting a bug in my computer program's source code before I just gave up and found a new career.

by Bogrimm April 10, 2017

Anus arms

A synonym for legs, especially when referring to them in a sexual way.

Made famous by the line in the Rick Springfield song Jessie‘s Girl, "He's holding her anus arms late, late at night."

by Bogrimm June 16, 2013

incelcephaly

The medical condition of being unable to convince someone to give you oral sex.

I have not gotten head for 6 years; I have a chronic case of incelcephaly. Also, I'm out of chronic.

by Bogrimm September 26, 2020

blowing the cookie monster

Vaping with sweet smelling pods, especially those with the aroma of cookies.

These damn kids today are always hiding in the school bathroom stalls blowing the Cookie Monster.

by Bogrimm March 15, 2018

shy colon

Similar to the shy bladder, this is the inability to defecate while other people are nearby.

I sat on the toilet in the bathroom stall at work for an unproductive hour not because I was constipated, but because I have a shy colon and other people kept coming in.

by Bogrimm February 11, 2018

tough language

Profanity-laced, colorful metaphors describing those kinds of people and places. You know the ones.

The President used tough language to describe the people and countries that are keeping America from becoming great again. You know the ones.

by Bogrimm January 17, 2018

thrussy

The gross neck folds of fat, old men that dangle like the labia of fat, old women.

Donald Trump's neck has a thrussy. You heard me; now try to unsee that shit. At least he doesn't have a neck beard to go along with it.

by Bogrimm May 25, 2017