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get your head back on 

To go home and rub one out so you think straight again.
Damn it! That makes no sense! Go get your head back on, man!

back head humper 

A term commonly used when playing Left4Dead 2. It referrs to the special infected Jockey due to its ability to jump on the back of one's head and drive them into danger.
BACK HEAD HUMPER, BACK HEAD HUMPER, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!!
back head humper by Jakitup January 22, 2011

Wet Back Head

Its when a man is getting a blow job and his partner has a pepper in their mouth forcing the pepper and seeds of pepper into the hole and sucking them back out to end the Wet Back Head.
Man, i woke up this morning and my dick was on fire. Must have been that wet back head i got last night.

Back Bumper Head 

Back bumper head is when it hits the very back of the throat then the girl makes a soft and sweet gagging sound (It Creates more saliva)
Damn that girl suck a dick. She gave me back bumper head. I just about came down her throat.
Back Bumper Head by SadGuyStitch September 14, 2006

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head: saying something against the government. in reference to Gary Webb who was assassinated by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head for exposing the CIA hiring drug dealers to sell cocaine to raise untraceable funds and the fact that his death was ruled a suicide.
"I'm gonna commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head in a week but I don't care, Donald trump is a lizard person.

Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome

When there is a little person in the back of your head that keeps making you worry about things. This is not meant to be some sort of mental condition and is instead a concept. A way of personifying your anxieties into a sort of anxiety demon. This is incredibly useful as it allows you to tell said personified anxieties, to fuck off. The acronym of this is LPITBOYHS which fits perfectly as we want all of our anxiety demons to go into a pit, from which they will never return.
I use Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome. My anxiety demon is named Kevin and I fucking hate him.