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Typical U.S. diplomacy:
"Yeah, we've just killed 200,000 innocent civilians, but you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet, right?
"Yeah, we've just killed 200,000 innocent civilians, but you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet, right?
by C-Mills February 22, 2008
Get the diplomacymug. Irritating host of "The O'Reilly Factor" on Fox News.
Calls himself "traditional" and takes conservative, stances on most issues and is generally arrogant and ignorant. Sticks up for the rights of children (his only redeeming quality) and pretends to stick up for women, but, for the most part, is an angry, crusading idiot who goes on and on about "morality" despite his infamous phone sex incident and uses annoying catchphrases, such as "secular progressive" (SP's) and "sanctuary city", to pound ideas into the heads of his viewers and alienate those who oppose him.
Calls himself "traditional" and takes conservative, stances on most issues and is generally arrogant and ignorant. Sticks up for the rights of children (his only redeeming quality) and pretends to stick up for women, but, for the most part, is an angry, crusading idiot who goes on and on about "morality" despite his infamous phone sex incident and uses annoying catchphrases, such as "secular progressive" (SP's) and "sanctuary city", to pound ideas into the heads of his viewers and alienate those who oppose him.
Bill O'Reilly constantly whines about Christianity being under attack in America, yet freedom of religion is guaranteed in the 1st Amendment. I guess he never got that memo...
by C-Mills April 20, 2007
Get the bill o'reillymug. by C-Mills March 26, 2008
Get the Political Sciencemug. by C-Mills April 13, 2007
Get the lientologymug. Comedy Central's replacement for "Chappelle's Show" after its unexpected ending.
Carlos Mencia constantly makes fun of the same things on his show: "beaners", "wetbacks", other minorities, white people, and lazy people.
He relies on "shock value" to be funny, but that wears off after a few episodes, when you realize it's the same shit over and over again, the topic is getting tired, and that Mencia has no talent.
Dave Chappelle, like Mencia, was a one-trick pony (on his show and in his stand-up), but he could pull it off because he told it like it was and had wit, charisma, and a good delivery. Mencia, on the other hand, is a phony with no comedic talent; therefore, he sucks.
Carlos Mencia constantly makes fun of the same things on his show: "beaners", "wetbacks", other minorities, white people, and lazy people.
He relies on "shock value" to be funny, but that wears off after a few episodes, when you realize it's the same shit over and over again, the topic is getting tired, and that Mencia has no talent.
Dave Chappelle, like Mencia, was a one-trick pony (on his show and in his stand-up), but he could pull it off because he told it like it was and had wit, charisma, and a good delivery. Mencia, on the other hand, is a phony with no comedic talent; therefore, he sucks.
by C-Mills January 18, 2008
Get the mind of menciamug. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.
"Goddamn...If I watch this commercial enough times, I'm gonna NEED some Head On..."
"Goddamn...If I watch this commercial enough times, I'm gonna NEED some Head On..."
by C-Mills January 9, 2008
Get the head onmug. Observational comedian who makes the most mundane (no pun intended) aspects of life hilarious. He talks about stuff we can all relate to, so he doesn't have to offend anyone to be funny (except maybe for prude assholes who don't like the F-word).
Unfortunately, a lot of Dane's fans are idiots who probably have never listened to other excellent comedians like Lewis Black or Ben Bailey...but that doesn't take away from his greatness.
Unfortunately, a lot of Dane's fans are idiots who probably have never listened to other excellent comedians like Lewis Black or Ben Bailey...but that doesn't take away from his greatness.
"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HIGHLANDER! TIRES CANNOT DEFEAT ME!"
"Fucken door! I don't like to be in a perfect square when I shit!"
Dane Cook is a Red Sox fan...Hey, nobody's perfect...
"Fucken door! I don't like to be in a perfect square when I shit!"
Dane Cook is a Red Sox fan...Hey, nobody's perfect...
by C-Mills January 18, 2008
Get the dane cookmug.