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hashtagslag 

A male or female user of social media, mainly Twitter, who uses hashtag in an inappropriate way. One or more of the following characteristics will need to be present:-

1. Using 5 or more hashtags in one tweet;

2. Hashtagging something that is so long or random, there is no chance of it ever trending (eg. #havingamediterraneanpastabakewiththemanofmydreams);

3. Using "#nofilter", even when they have put an effect on or edited the photo;

4. Tweeting with hashtags at least 3 times an hour about:-

a) usual tasks or household chores; and/or

b) their pets (eg. My chihuahua just did a whoopsie behind the sofa #smellydog #ilovemyrat)

5. Saying the word "hashtag" before phrases in face to face conversations.

The more of these characteristics that are present, then the more hashtagslaggy, the hashtagslag is.
Tarquin: Have you seen Seb's girlfriends latest tweet?

Frances: No, what has that hashtagslag been hashtagging now?

Tarquin: She obvs. out with Seb. She's said:-

"Out with Seb for a meal, his treat #nandos #piripiri #canwaittostuffmyfacewithmachospeas #feelingblessed #sohappy #lovemyman"

Frances: Man, she is such a major league hashtagslag!
hashtagslag by maddog01 January 13, 2014

Facebook Hashtags 

Goodness, I don't even know. I suppose hashtags actually have a purpose on other social networks, but definitely not on facebook. However, you'll still see whores putting hashtags on fucking everything.

A hashtag is simply a word following a # symbol. It can be whatever you please, but definitely doesn't have to relate to your post AT ALL. So, if you've come to find what a hashtag is, don't even bother. Just hashtag your shit like this, but on facebook it's not going to do a thing.
duckface photo with beverage in hand

So here I am at #starbucks #withtheboo getting my favorite #caramellatte on my #freeperiod. #lovethisbitchtopeices #yolo #juntinbeiber #1dforever. #facebook hashtags for life!

hashtaghashtag 

When you are too mainstream for the normal hashtag and wish to break the mould and become an edgy hip*
"I saw your tweet last night, my mind was blown"
"You saw my new thing?"
"Yeah!"
"I was banterful, 'My dogs just squat everywhere #hashtaghashtag #bitgrim #nomorefibrefor them'"
"Why you so witty?"
"I know not"
hashtaghashtag by Mildturd September 20, 2012

HASHORGASM 

Real physical orgasm caused by massive overload of excitement from a HASH RUN.
Runner A: Dude, did you run Hash yesterday, That run, I swear was soooo good it gave me an orgasm,,
Runner B: no dude that wasn't an orgasm you had, that was an hashorgasm..
Runner A : I think you're right. It was a hashorgasm.. I gotta go EVERY WEEK.

Runner B: That guy: shoeless ho, he sure sets the baddest runs' ever, he's so naughty..
HASHORGASM by SHOELESS HO July 10, 2007

hashtagaholic 

Someone who obsessively uses the word hashtag during conversation.
Joe: What did you do this weekend?

Mike: I binge watched Breaking Bad. Hashtag awesome.

Joe: You're a hashtagaholic. You need help.

hashtagram 

Like Instagram, this site should be made. But posts should contain hashtags.
"Hey, can I get your hashtagram?"
hashtagram by El111893 October 21, 2015