2014_chiguy's definitions

marf

douche, bitch, choch, chode, lame, etc.

Dude, you're such a marf.

by 2014_chiguy January 4, 2008

hit the baby daddy lottery

To get knocked up by a rich man

Chick #1: Karen told me that the guy who owns the Walmart up the street got her pregnant.

Chick #2: Wow, she hit the baby daddy lottery.

by 2014_chiguy December 16, 2012

respect the boner

To acknowledge that your boyfriend or husband has a boner for good reason and willingly have sex with him.

I gave you a massage for a whole hour. All I want is a quick blow job. Respect the boner.

by 2014_chiguy April 19, 2014

cube

A supernerd.
One who is as lame as six squares.
A person so uncool, he's hot.

{Joe is such a square.}
<He's beyond a square; he's a cube>

by 2014_chiguy October 15, 2006

antisocial networking

A term used to describe people who rarely, if ever visit social networking sites because they have better things to do with their time. They limit their activity to 30 minutes a day. They avoid habits like changing their profile picture daily and putting every thought they have on Twitter. Most don't have an Instagram account, but the few that do avoid uploading pictures that make it seem like they're showing off.

Janet: You've only posted on the News Feed twice this whole month. What's up with that?

Mike: I'm antisocial networking.

Janet: I'm impressed.

by 2014_chiguy September 19, 2013

milarchy

A euphemism for bullshit.

That's a bunch of milarchy.

by 2014_chiguy October 15, 2006

ooh joke

a joke that makes people say "ooh" instead of laugh

Comedian: Did you guys hear about Paris? She said the N word at a party. For once in her life, she made the news for something that came out of her mouth.

Audience: Ooh!

this is an ooh joke

by 2014_chiguy October 27, 2007