2014_chiguy's definitions

martini glass shape

the horrid shape of women with love handles, a gut, and absolutely no ass; the opposite of the hourglass shape

I hate chicks with the martini glass shape. If I could put the fat in their midsection in their ass, this would be a perfect world.

by 2014_chiguy December 23, 2007

hashtagaholic

Someone who obsessively uses the word hashtag during conversation.

Joe: What did you do this weekend?

Mike: I binge watched Breaking Bad. Hashtag awesome.

Joe: You're a hashtagaholic. You need help.

by 2014_chiguy May 9, 2014

booty move

an action you perform that forces someone to call you a dumb ass

James: Joe chucked a beer bottle at that cop.

Frank: What a booty move.

by 2014_chiguy December 13, 2007

Tijuana Rose

A rosebud with Tajín sprinkled on it.

A Tijuana rose tastes better than most of the food I’ve eaten.

by 2014_chiguy September 8, 2021

eat monkey ass

General insult; the consumption of monkey ass is not expected or required

Joe: Is it okay if I sext your ex-girlfriend?

Mike: Eat monkey ass.

by 2014_chiguy November 26, 2013

send off

One who sends you on a blank mission.
One who misguides or misdirects.

Dude, you told me Chucky Cheese was on 15th, but it was really on 19th. You're a motherfuckin' send off.

by 2014_chiguy October 15, 2006

hit the baby daddy lottery

To get knocked up by a rich man

Chick #1: Karen told me that the guy who owns the Walmart up the street got her pregnant.

Chick #2: Wow, she hit the baby daddy lottery.

by 2014_chiguy December 16, 2012