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Wife: You've been washing your hands for ten minutes. What happened?
Husband: Jacob baby bombed me.
Wife: Sucks to be you.
Husband: Jacob baby bombed me.
Wife: Sucks to be you.
by 2014_chiguy June 12, 2013
Get the baby bomb mug.John:You let Mike borrow your car? Are you crazy?
Joe:He said it was an emergency. Relax. As long as he doesn't do the doo doo he'll be fine.
It is assumed that Mike drives recklessly. He would do the doo doo if he drove drunk or was speeding.
Joe:He said it was an emergency. Relax. As long as he doesn't do the doo doo he'll be fine.
It is assumed that Mike drives recklessly. He would do the doo doo if he drove drunk or was speeding.
by 2014_chiguy April 11, 2007
Get the do the doo doo mug.The member of the family who everyone else has to borrow money from. This person has disposable income because he or she made all the right choices in life.
Joe: Why are you using your credit card? Is everything okay?
Tom: I let my mom borrow $200 last week. My brothers also owe me $300 each.
Joe: Family ATM?
Tom: Yep.
Tom: I let my mom borrow $200 last week. My brothers also owe me $300 each.
Joe: Family ATM?
Tom: Yep.
by 2014_chiguy August 20, 2013
Get the family ATM mug.An event that makes you wish you had some Lipton tea to sip on while making a statement that ends with, "But that's none of my business."
Joe: I had a Lipton tea moment yesterday when I saw your girlfriend's car parked outside her ex boyfriend's house.
Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.
Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.
by 2014_chiguy August 23, 2014
Get the Lipton Tea Moment mug.A term used to describe people who rarely, if ever visit social networking sites because they have better things to do with their time. They limit their activity to 30 minutes a day. They avoid habits like changing their profile picture daily and putting every thought they have on Twitter. Most don't have an Instagram account, but the few that do avoid uploading pictures that make it seem like they're showing off.
Janet: You've only posted on the News Feed twice this whole month. What's up with that?
Mike: I'm antisocial networking.
Janet: I'm impressed.
Mike: I'm antisocial networking.
Janet: I'm impressed.
by 2014_chiguy September 19, 2013
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Brain fart factor. A measurement of how much obvious information you forget when you take a test. Those with a B.F.F. of .1 forget 10% of the obvious. Those with a B.F.F. of .2 forget 20%, etc.
I only studied half the material and I have a .5 B.F.F. I'm only gonna get a 25% on the test. I'm screwed.
by 2014_chiguy October 16, 2007
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