Definitions by 2014_chiguy

Tijuana Rose 

A rosebud with Tajín sprinkled on it.

A Tijuana rose tastes better than most of the food I’ve eaten.

Tijuana Rose by 2014_chiguy September 8, 2021

SpongeBob frame 

A body shape resembling that of SpongeBob SquarePants.

Joe: I heard that Jessica likes you.

Mike: She's not my type. She has a SpongeBob frame.

SpongeBob frame by 2014_chiguy March 17, 2015

You're off my Christmas card list 

A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.

Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.

Mike: Shit happens.

Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.

You're off my Christmas card list by 2014_chiguy November 23, 2014

Lipton Tea Moment 

An event that makes you wish you had some Lipton tea to sip on while making a statement that ends with, "But that's none of my business."

Joe: I had a Lipton tea moment yesterday when I saw your girlfriend's car parked outside her ex boyfriend's house.

Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.

Lipton Tea Moment by 2014_chiguy August 23, 2014

rusty opportunity

The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.

Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?

Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.

rusty opportunity by 2014_chiguy June 12, 2014

dot com dater 

Someone who only dates people they meet on dating websites.

Joe: Introduce me to your coworker.

Mike: It's a waste of time. She's a dot com dater.

dot com dater by 2014_chiguy May 24, 2014

hashtagaholic 

Someone who obsessively uses the word hashtag during conversation.

Joe: What did you do this weekend?

Mike: I binge watched Breaking Bad. Hashtag awesome.

Joe: You're a hashtagaholic. You need help.

hashtagaholic by 2014_chiguy May 9, 2014