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A grammatical error uttered forth by furry mammals and/or complete retards.
I has a bucket!
Can it has be hugs time now please?
by Harryw00t April 29, 2008
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An acronym for Hand, Ass, Slap. Its use is similar to the more traditional ASS stamp. It contains the equally as popular "hand" and "slap". One must really screw up to get the H.A.S. This is a demoralizing and embarassing thing for any person to receive.
B-Rad: I just got elected to that National Youth Leadership Conference...no big deal.

Pope: H.A.S.!
by Captain Fox April 23, 2010
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A word generally replacing and tense of have (have, had, has). It can as well be used before any verb or auxiliary verb. It may also be spelled as "haz."
I has a blanket.

I has a Halo collector's helmet, but my roomate stole it.

He has a blanket.

I has can do it!

I has jumped over the blanket.
by Sen4lifE January 23, 2010
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The short way of saying hahahahaha,
-then brad shit his pants...
-OMG Ha's
by Kane Kopacek August 29, 2008
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Has means a manly girl, basically a dyke.
by Marissa June 09, 2004
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The world renowned High Altitude Shit (HAS) is basically when a person sits on top of a toilet cubicle, you can do this on your own or even better with a friend, and take a massive shit form the top of the cubicle meaning you can get the satisfaction of adding some good splash back and volume to your daily dump
-"What the fuck are you doing up there?"
-"HAS all the way"
-"What the fuck is a HAS"
-"High Altitude Shit"
-"Room for one more?"
-"As always"
by TJ Baxter March 06, 2009
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Plural of "ha". Shorthand for "ha ha", "haha", "hahaha", etc.
Over texting/instant messaging-
Person 1: Has, that was a really funny joke.
Person 2: Has?
Person 1: Many has. I mean, you don't say "rabbitrabbit" for two rabbits.
by willbchou November 16, 2011
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