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A grammatical error uttered forth by furry mammals and/or complete retards.
I has a bucket!
Can it has be hugs time now please?
by Harryw00t April 29, 2008
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20 Words related to has
An acronym for Hand, Ass, Slap. Its use is similar to the more traditional ASS stamp. It contains the equally as popular "hand" and "slap". One must really screw up to get the H.A.S. This is a demoralizing and embarassing thing for any person to receive.
B-Rad: I just got elected to that National Youth Leadership big deal.

Pope: H.A.S.!
by Captain Fox April 23, 2010
A word generally replacing and tense of have (have, had, has). It can as well be used before any verb or auxiliary verb. It may also be spelled as "haz."
I has a blanket.

I has a Halo collector's helmet, but my roomate stole it.

He has a blanket.

I has can do it!

I has jumped over the blanket.
by Sen4lifE January 23, 2010
The short way of saying hahahahaha,
-then brad shit his pants...
-OMG Ha's
by Kane Kopacek August 29, 2008
a shorter way of saying you are "HYPE AS SHIT"
joe: you ready for the show tonight?
jane: dude, im has !! cant wait
by meowladymeow October 16, 2011
Acronym for 'hands are shaking'. Happens during internet chat when you suddenly l.o.l so hard that your fingers have no power to type further. This would happen in the middle of the conversation when the fellow chatter might be waiting for you to type something, but u can't cos u are dying out of laughter on the other end.
Bff : (*says something funny*)

Bff: (*continues saying *)

Bff: 'are u there?'
Bff: ' *continues saying*)
by Deftaz December 24, 2010
Plural of "ha". Shorthand for "ha ha", "haha", "hahaha", etc.
Over texting/instant messaging-
Person 1: Has, that was a really funny joke.
Person 2: Has?
Person 1: Many has. I mean, you don't say "rabbitrabbit" for two rabbits.
by willbchou November 16, 2011

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