Rollin' Hardwoods

A shaved vagina

I hooked up with Angela last night and she was totally bald down there. She was rollin' hardwoods.

Rollin' Hardwoods by NUREYE July 1, 2009

hardwood 

hard wood means to have a boner. hard meaning well hard and wood meaning penis. there u have it hard wood

dude1: damnit dude ive got got hardwood looking at her.
dude 2: what??
dude:1 a boner dumb shit

hardwood by $$$$$$@@@@^^^^^^ April 11, 2007

Hardwood floors

A clean shaved pussy

Is she a natural blonde? I don't know,she had hardwood floors.

Hardwood floors by Stbm January 4, 2003

Hardwood Floors

A shaved vaginal area. One who likes to have brazilian wax jobs.

Does the carpet match the drapes?
No, I dont have carpet. I have hardwood floors.

Hardwood Floors by Bootsie31 August 8, 2005

hardwood floors

When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.

I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.

hardwood floors by Anonymous December 20, 2002

Harewood 

A large mass of suburban/inner-city land inside Southern Nanaimo used as a free range concentration camp for Drug addicts and Hookers Governed by the Hells Angels.

I just discovered by new Girlfriend is from HAREWOOD, should i get checked at the hospital?

Harewood by bad johny December 12, 2017

hardwood hill 

a stairs, a device with steps used for going up

Johnny climbed the hardwood hill to go to his bedroom.

hardwood hill by Hooodooo February 2, 2010