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1. Hardwood floors
A clean shaved pussy
Is she a natural blonde? I don't know,she had hardwood floors.
by Stbm Jan 4, 2003 add a video
2. hardwood floors
When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.
I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.
by anonymous Dec 20, 2002 add a video
3. Hardwood Floors
A shaved vaginal area. One who likes to have brazilian wax jobs.
Does the carpet match the drapes?
No, I dont have carpet. I have hardwood floors.
by Bootsie31 Jul 15, 2005 add a video
4. Hardwood Floors
When a girl shaves her pubic area
"Hey, I was sitting next to Samaira in class. She let me put my hand down her pants, and she has hardwood floors!"
5. Hardwood Floors
Another term for the male penis (erect), particularly when contrasted with the term "carpet" or "tile floors"(referring to the female genitalia).
"I prefer hardwood floors to carpet!"(meaning the speaker prefers men instead of women)
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