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1.
hard wood means to have a boner. hard meaning well hard and wood meaning penis. there u have it hard wood
dude1: damnit dude ive got got hardwood looking at her.
dude 2: what??
dude:1 a boner dumb shit
by $$$$$$@@@@^^^^^^ April 03, 2007
 
2.
when you get it up, but are unable to ejaculate
dude i had time to kill so i tried masturbating, but all i got was hard wood
by spastic biscuit February 22, 2005
 
3.
Another name for a freaking large boner in the morning
"If they cut trees at that rate, it would take forever to cut through my hard wood"
by PWNTOTHEFACETHHHTHHH July 10, 2008
 
4.
A guy who is always ready for a casual sexual encounter; male equivalent of a jump off.
"I booty called John at 3pm on a Tuesday, of course that hardwood said yes!"
by KrisRach May 03, 2012