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12.
A meal served in McDonald now called "Suicidal Destruction Meal" in the modern days.

Poorly educated, stupid sad workers are hired in McDonalds making "HappyMeals" everyday, as a little kid used 50 gallons of air to beg his dad to take him to McDonalds, wasting 20 mile of gas. Then, the kid spends $15 to buy a meal instead of a shirt, then get fat.
After noticing it's global warming because of wasting 50 gallons of air to beg his dad to take him there and wasting 20 miles of gas and $15 of money instead of a shirt and adding weight to Earth by getting fat, he sues McDonald.
Little Kid: I want HappyM.....-
Daddy-Son of a bitch.

*Argues for about 30 minute, causes their relation to get worse, argues more, use 2,000 gallons of air to argue each day, causes smog to overpopulate over Los Angeles, smog covers the sky, the plants starts losing sunshine, causes more people to die from heat, causes a lot of tears and suicidal, causes more cars to use gasoline to try "saving" them, causes global warming to get worst, and cause human extinction.
Happy Meal is evil. DONT BUY THEM!
by DONT BUY HAPPY MEAL! August 30, 2009
 
1.
Something that is served at McDonalds you sick, twisted people!!
I ordered a happy meal for lunch cause i wanted the crappy little toy thats comes with it.
by MicJaiy May 19, 2005
 
2.
When a McDonald's drive-thru cashier ejaculates on the face of the driver of a car while yelling "HAPPY MEAL."
Angus began to vigerously masterbate when the driver ordered, then delivered a Happy Meal.
 
3.
Whilst receiving deep-throat fellatio from a woman, one may stuff one's ballsack into the woman's mouth at the same time, the sheer volume of which causes her lips and cheeks to stretch wide open as though she's making a big happy smile.
Man, look at the mouf on that girl... I'll bet she'd take my happy meal with ease.
by al-stud December 25, 2009
 
4.
Molesting any small life form while wearing a clown costume at a flea market.
when you give a happy meal, you also give hope.
by the weird that chose to be man October 23, 2010
 
5.
The fast, cheap and easy class of 2011 at Shorewood high school.
"Those girls over there are happy meals. Lets go get us some."
by 2011 October 17, 2008
 
6.
While eating a girls pussy you place a toy inside the "box".
Bri, I met this hot chick the other day and we went back to her place and I gave her a "Happy Meal".
by Mr. Muncher February 15, 2011
 
7.
a children's meal composed mainly of cardboard, bread, spit, and potatoes.
damn this happymeal tases like shit!
by facechild November 19, 2003