The word used for the opening on your
face which receives all food, drink, and other oral substances. It is similar to the word, "Mouth," but this word is used between
two friends who have hung out way too much and behave
like complete retards in each others presence.
"Duuude, this sandwich is
like a symphony in my mouf."
"Aw
man, I gotta go the dentist so they can
check on my mouf."