When you pull a girls head towards your penis for a blowjob then suddenly turns her head and jabs the ear.
I was trying to get my girl to give me head, but for some strange reason she wanted me to poke her ear.....
Something that is served at McDonalds you sick, twisted people!!
I ordered a happy meal for lunch cause i wanted the crappy little toy thats comes with it.
OMG, its something you eat!!!!!
Its not sexual!
I have a meat pie for lunch cause i was hungry!!!!
Something you have to do when it is impossible to check what person has said in a "normal" dictionary.
Person 1: Are we going to the movies today?
Person 2: Fo shizzle ma nizzle doggy fizzle tellivizzle da bomb jigga sause biznatch!!!
Person 1: .......?? I'd better go home and Urbandictionary That
Fucking Idiot put together
Used when someone just says something so stupid, and you can't even be bothered pronouncing the full two words.
Fucking + Idiot = Fuckiot
Dude 1: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Dude 2: How many?
Dude 1: None. It turned itself in.
Dude 2:...........Your'e a Fuckiot
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