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hannover cream

Term referring to german male atheletes' semen used as a derrogatory reference to german male fans' obsession, for men insinuating it borders on homosexuality, and for women in insinuating lust after male german players without regard or allegiance to the sport or competition in question.
Drake watches men's olympic gymnastics...he says he roots for germany to win the gold but everyone knows he's just hot for hannover cream.
hannover cream by wolfgang336 June 21, 2010

Hannover technique 

Hannover technique is a technique of loading a car onto a truck when the towing hook on the car is broken or missing.
Using this means you destroy the hood of the car, because the hook of the towing car is hooked to the hood to pull the car up the ramp.

This Is a better alternative that connecting the hook to the axle, because that would wear down the cable.
Jonas: Oh Jennifer's car broke down? How did they tow it? I thought her towing hook was broken.

Manuela: oh yes it is broken. They used the Hannover technique.

Jonas: doesn't that destroy the hood?

Manuela: oh yes it does. You should've seen it
Hannover technique by MrSnapli94 September 12, 2020

Italian hangover 

When someone cracks a wine bottle

Over your head.

Italians are known for their wine bottles.
I woke up with an Italian hangover after

Going to that party last night.
Italian hangover by Blu_leef August 28, 2020

Hangover Shit 

A shit you take when you're hungover. It is often a hybrid between diarrohea and a solid shit and smells pretty fucking bad.
guy 1: Hey man, you were so wasted last night.

guy 2: Yeah man, I feel so hungover.
guy 1: I feel good man, I just had a hangover shit
Hangover Shit by thegreenlight September 19, 2013

Happiness Hangover 

The crappy depressed feeling that comes after a time of great happiness. Like a hangover from alcohol, minus the alcohol.
Ryan: What's the matter? You seem a little down.

John: Yeah I just have a happiness hangover.

Ryan: Man I'm sorry, those are the worst!
Happiness Hangover by Noodle Legs November 25, 2011

hangover wank 

the act of masturbation to over come the ill effects of hangover.
wow, i feel like shit, why did i drink so much!? the only thing that can help me now is a hangover wank!
hangover wank by jimmykay47 November 22, 2011