KC: "There's a lovely lady offering hand jobs out by Dyers Variety."
Kenny: "Did you tell her to grow the fuck up? HJ's are so middle school."
Gov: "I'd take an old fashion from that hussy."
Rob: "That broad can toss me a quick handsuck anytime. How much is she asking?"
to put gum on the part of a handle of a car where the owner puts his/her hand to open the door, especially on an expensive car such as a BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, or the ultimate challenge Ferrari. if you handlefuck a Corvette i will personally come to your house and shove a chainsaw through your heart. sick fuck.
kid 1:dude check out the tool that just got out of his new BMW Z8. because we're poor stoners who cant afford sweet cars lets use some juicy fruit and handlefuck that bitches car.
kid 2: fuck yeah. jihad that pubehead.