by Nurses November 22, 2013
double-handed rub:
- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself
Background:
- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself
Background:
- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
Ex.1
Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.
Ex.2
Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.
Ex.2
Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
son: Hey dad who is hand rubbing man?
Dad: he is the hero of the hand rubbing tournament. He is the best!
Dad: he is the hero of the hand rubbing tournament. He is the best!
by Handrubbingman March 2, 2020
When you spit on one hand in preparation to give your boy a cheeky rub and tug, then sike them out and run the wet hand through your hair only to begin wacking them off with the other, dry hand.
Yo its fucked, Daniel hit me with the wet hand alaskan dry rub last week.
Man thats wack, we all know your dick is chafing already.
Man thats wack, we all know your dick is chafing already.
by Darklordbunnies May 20, 2022
by Big willz March 11, 2019