oddly constructed phrases that sound reasonable at first but upon further consideration you realize that he's blabbering
I'm going to the crapateria for a cup of coffee
Man, this strategery has my head spinning
by Pecanwombat January 6, 2004
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A rhythmic knee and chest slapping motion; A dance where you make your own music by slapping your "hambone" (outer thigh) {*1} then your chest {*2} and your inner thigh (or top thigh) {*3} on the way back down to make a 3 beat rhythm.
This rhythm was popular amongs Afro-Americans during the slave times and following. It was a common popular dance/music making method. At times it accompanied instruments or dance (such as scat) such as the fiddle or whatever could be attained during the hard times of poverty {Currently nearly non-existing and a lost art of African-American culture}
That ol' boy can slap the hambone som'n funky!!
They was up in the barbershop singin' and doin' the hambone.
by westsan October 2, 2006
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An agreement word for a night of audaciousness, recklessness and debauchery.
Last night was intense.”

“Hambone.”
by I am the toast June 4, 2020
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Four consecutive strikes in a game of bowling. One better than a Turkey (three consecutive strikes).

Walter Ray Williams just got a Hambone!
by Rob Stone December 2, 2007
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A pair of undeniably delicious thighs.

You know what I’m taking about. You literally JUST pictured them.
I bet you’re STILL thinkin’ about those fine-ass hambones..
by Cakelad February 6, 2021
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A fake, a phoney, a troll, also one who works in tandem with an unsuspecting accomplice to cause turmoil in newsgroups.
Look! Another amarmy Hamboner post from an empty headed Googling yobbo...
by philipsexpansion September 17, 2003
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A pseudo-intellectual newsgroup poseur/stalker with an affinity for copying and pasting words that they can't understand. Also one who changes screen names in order to have fake conversations with themselves so that they can appear innocent and benevolent when the crap hits the fan.
Wow, that's some typical HAMboner bullshit...ignore it and move on.
by Luanne September 14, 2003
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