yobbo

a stereotypical aussie. beer in one hand, meat pie in the other.generally drive crappy old holdens and have a dozen mullet clad kids following them. by-products of alcoholic fathers.

"i'm a bloke, im a yobbo, me best mates name is robbo, winfield is me cigarette, i dress in flanalette"

by brokenfridgehinge May 3, 2006

yobbo

A true-blue bloody australian. One who sits on his arse and drinks a stubby while watching the footy and eating a beef pie (eg. four n twenty) Also a close relative of the "westy" or "wu-tanger", although more proud of their aussie heritage

"oi bruz, look at that cunt walking round in his nike tracks and his trademark hat, there's a bloody yobbo"

by mc_sayn May 18, 2006

yobbo

A person with no class,no fashion sense eg wear thongs,cheap t-shirts etc,stink like shit,loud,swears alot & usually drives crappy old modelled fords and holdens.

Thats my definition of a yobbo. Don't flame.

by imblunt March 5, 2007

yobbo

Usually found in drunken violent groups persecuting others of a different racial background i.e. Cronulla. Highly cultural with their stubby holders, thongs and the beloved footy shorts. Typically their ancestors were deported to Australia as convicts. They are the most racist percentile of the Australian population, the most hypocritical as they define WOGs as liars and thieves. Little do they understand that this country was founded by their ancestors over 200 years ago, a bunch of dirty thieves.

Yobbo: Go home Stupid WOG
WOG: sure thing convict
Yobbo: I was born here stupid
WOG: So was I, but my grand parents came here of their own free will
Yobbo: uh shut up

by Crocodile Dundee November 30, 2006

yobbo

Yobbos are legends, thorough champions! They're the funny cunts at the footy who make all the classic funny comments, or yell abuse at the umpires, and are there for other people's entertainment!

Let's admit it; life without Yobbos is.. um... SHIT!!!

The funny cunts at Footy Park, Home of the Mighty Adelaide Crows, who sing...
"I've got the wings of sparrow,
the arse of a Crow.
I'll fly over Melbourne tomorrow;
AND SHIT ON THE BASTARDS BELOW!!!"

Or the Pommy Gits who sang "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" at the Rugby World Cup last year. (BTW, ENGLAND SUCKS COCK!!!)

by WALTZING MATILDA, WALTZING MATILDA, YOU'LL COME A WALTZING MATILDA WITH ME.... June 17, 2004

yobbo

Yobbo, it can be used as a "nick" name for a "real auzzie man."
Or your name could be robbo, and your last name starts with a y. This is an example of a fluke!

Hey "yobbo" how are ya! Shooting any "roo's" lately??
Yobbo my man! How's life?
Geez, that's a big YOBBO!

by Rhyno Sullivan April 4, 2006

yobbo

A yobbo is someone with a bush australian back groud and bad tast. Or from a poorer white australian background.

a yobbo is steve erwin(the shorts give it away!)or slim dusty.

by martin October 15, 2004