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hitched for half a monkey 

'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)
What?! Fix your loo for 5 quid? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!
hitched for half a monkey by E-go-go December 14, 2008

halfbitch 

a woman of short statue, usually below 5 foot
hahaha, Victor's got himself a Slacky wide on for that halfbitch!
halfbitch by FistyTheFerret August 27, 2005

halfbitch 

Denny turned up to my party with a halfbitch.
halfbitch by Fisty the Ferret August 27, 2005

Halfwitch 

She is such a halfwitch
Halfwitch by J.L.Finney October 18, 2020

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026