Haitani Ran 

A hot, rich, embarrassing Goth from the anime Tokyo Revengers who mistakes non-dead/injured people as dead cuz of Goth, brotherly sentiment; for he has a precious Goth brother named Haitani Rindou.

Person 1: Haitani Ran just like me fr: Needs glasses to match with his brother or he mistakes the living for the dead sometimes.

Person 2: I want Haitani Ran to ambush me then hit me with a rod stick.

Person 3: I want Haitani Ran to close my eyes as if I were supposedly passing away.

Haitani Ran by Kazutora's Pet Cat September 28, 2021

Al-Haitham 

A new upcoming character in Genshin Impact, arriving along with the Sumeru update. Also known as the sexiest man alive.

I need him right now in more ways then just one.

Person 1: Have you seen Al-Haitham?
Person 2: Damn right I have, booty so big lord have mercy🙏
Person 1: For real!! Al-Haitham hand in marriage when?

Al-Haitham by shunms August 14, 2022

Hautian Hoochie 

ho-SHIN HOOCH-ee –noun

A class of female currently residing in Terre Haute, Indiana, usually between the ages of 16 and 24. They can be identified by their enthusiastic use of facial cosmetics, skin which is tanned to an excessive degree, and an IQ approximately equal to that of the Hexaprotodon Liberiensis, otherwise known as the Pygmy Hippopotamus.

(Note: Upon exceeding their expiration date, the female will increase in bodily volume at an exponential rate.)

Mark: "Dude! check out the basket of buns at 2 o'clock"

Winston: "The specimen in question appears to be a Hautian Hoochie. I would advise the classic 'Pump then Jump' maneuver."

Hautian Hoochie by Hero523 August 4, 2007

Al-Haitham 

A new addition from Sumeru, the hottest guy around in hit game Genshin Impact 💯 He is caked up and a hottie

BARK BARK GRRRRR WOOF WOOF BRAK SNARL GRRR WOOF BARK BARK

person 1: Hey, who is that hot babe?
person 2: That guy? That Al-Haitham the hottest guy around
person 2: Step on me pls

Al-Haitham by MikoLover December 9, 2022

rindo haitani 

the younger of the haitani brothers. this mf is fine as hell just like his older bro; ran haitani. but ummm- as i was saying, this dude enjoys breaking bones.

Rindo Haitani (the men i want in my life).

rindo haitani by itsgaby November 1, 2021

haitai 

A wonderful song featuring cute lol- I mean fine ladies as well as having the ability to raise my PP

HAITAI~ (HAITAI) NAN KURUU NAI SAI
HAITAI~ (HAITAI) YASASHII

haitai by ayayaa ayuyuu May 15, 2018

haitham 

Arabic name. Meaning young hawk. Great person. Looks very good. People gravitate to his personality. Can be very kind. But when angry its a good idea to avoid him as you dont want to get his wrath cast upon you. very loyal.

Wow did you see that Haitham flying over us. It just swooped down and caught its prey

haitham by JaysonMourning February 21, 2010