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Hairography 

The excessive use of hair flipping and flashy clothing to make up for lack of dancing ability and rhythm.
Those girls and their hairography.
Hairography by Ashleyy_Ann December 11, 2011

hagiography

the biography of a saint, or (sarcastically) an overly-fawning biography. A puff-piece.
That was no expose'. That was a hagiography.

Hatography 

A game which involves someone trying to take as many photos as possible of different people wearing the same hat. The aim of the game is to get as many points as possible and you can play it over any time length. Although not required, the hat is usually recognisable or has comedy value.

Rules:
1. You must not use the identical copy of the hat, in the collection you must use the exact same hat.
2. You must not photoshop a photo of the hat onto anyone's face, this is cheating.
3. 1 point for a normal person.
4. 5 points for a fit person, must be acknowledged as fit by at least 3 people.
5. 10 points for a celebrity.
IT'S HATOGRAPHY
Hatography by beatsmut November 22, 2011

Hagiography

I got my Masters degree in Hagiography.
Hagiography by K0NG0 June 30, 2017

halography

The study of Halo, either Halo 1, 2, or the upcoming Halo 3 and Halo Wars. These games for Xbox and Xbox 360 were developed by Bungie, and with some help from Microsoft. This intellectual pursuit embodies all the aspects of Halo such as: different combat strategies, stealth fighting, grenading, timing, sniping, up-close combat, teamwork, aiming, psychological training, nerves-of-steel, using vehicles and air transportation, and anything else related to improving one's Halo skills.
Me: "Hey, Kareem, what do you say we study some Halography for an hour or two - I need to improve my sniping and you can work on getting that plasma grenade down."

Kareem: "Word. Hallo to Halo."
halography by Adel7 August 3, 2007

Hairnography 

The viewing of excessive amounts of hair dyes and/or styles
You may be judged negatively for viewing hairnography
Hairnography by the burkinator November 18, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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