Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Adel7

zexual energy

Sexual energy that has been converted, through zen and mental control, to productive forces.

I decided to stop obsessing over Ashley. Now with all my zexual energy I will start a company!!

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Basically this means, "STFU and get to work and stop whining."

Bob: "Mama, my ankle painful, in the center, Itchy and...."

Mama: "Itchy Bitchy!"

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Maybe not. From egyptian arabic word 'balaash' meaning "it's better not to."

Should I ask that old guy for directions?

Naaa, balaash, the guy looks a bit cooky. Ask that young guy over there.

balaash by Adel7 March 28, 2009

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WOW is pure clockshed.

English 2 with Mr. Putzalot was a clockshed class, we always would chat about random stuff.

clockshed by Adel7 March 28, 2009

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When someone uses words they don't even understand, while eating bean burritos from Taco Bell.

Zarfigliage occurs rarely, but causes lots of pain.

zarfigliage by Adel7 March 28, 2009

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This is when you're watching TV and you have a bag of tostados and the dip, and you procrastinate opening it because you don't want to miss whats on TV.

I am procrastinating right now, by entering this definition for tostadocrastination.

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The policy of Barrack OhBombEm is to bomb Afghanistan with the hopes of getting that dude Laden.

Barrack OhBombEm wants to bomb a llama next to its mama, by a mountain in Afghanistan, and later in Bora-Bora next to a '92 Ford explorer.

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