Adel7's definitions
Some double entendres that have cropped up on news and TV shows:
News anchor: "So the weather today is warm and wet. How are you Lisa, warm and wet as well?"
News guy: "So today in major league basketball...football... I mean baseball, uhh I got my balls screwed up."
Guy on daytime show: "So I've got a hard one for you Jen."
News anchor: "So the weather today is warm and wet. How are you Lisa, warm and wet as well?"
News guy: "So today in major league basketball...football... I mean baseball, uhh I got my balls screwed up."
Guy on daytime show: "So I've got a hard one for you Jen."
by Adel7 January 1, 2008
Get the double entendremug. A harmful and unproductive waste of time. Porn has very bad effects on society - people think it's all glitter and glam and that the actors/actresses are enjoying it, etc.. but that's a misconception.
Also, porn can be addictive, and it has been an increasingly common reason for divorce.
Also, porn can be addictive, and it has been an increasingly common reason for divorce.
Almost all porn actresses smoke cigs and have a high chance of catching an STD. The directors of the movies/videos often mistreat them and get them into things they didn't really know about in the first place, but then they'll threaten them with nonpayment if the actresses don't agree to do it.
Of course, anyone who gets into the industry as an actor/actress should already know what they're getting themselves into.
Of course, anyone who gets into the industry as an actor/actress should already know what they're getting themselves into.
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
Get the pornmug. Freebies from the internet, or web (hence the w instead of b).
You can get freewies from many websites and companies, the big one being WalMart. Just go to a search engine and type in "free stuff" and voila, you got lots of stuff. But be careful, as some of them aren't totally free(i.e., be careful about surveys and freebies that take more than 3 minutes to get.)
You can get freewies from many websites and companies, the big one being WalMart. Just go to a search engine and type in "free stuff" and voila, you got lots of stuff. But be careful, as some of them aren't totally free(i.e., be careful about surveys and freebies that take more than 3 minutes to get.)
Dude 1: "Where'd you get that t-shirt from man?"
Dude 2: "Oh, it one of the freewies I got online. I also got a pedometer, some grub, and a pen. Now I'm ready for the first day of school!"
Dude 1: "Sweet. Send me the links, yo."
Dude 2: "Aight, no prob."
Dude 2: "Oh, it one of the freewies I got online. I also got a pedometer, some grub, and a pen. Now I'm ready for the first day of school!"
Dude 1: "Sweet. Send me the links, yo."
Dude 2: "Aight, no prob."
by Adel7 September 21, 2007
Get the freewiesmug. Hey, Mike, why are you watching that bahooish TV show again? Watch something educational for a change.
by Adel7 January 1, 2008
Get the bahooishmug. This is when you're watching TV and you have a bag of tostados and the dip, and you procrastinate opening it because you don't want to miss whats on TV.
by Adel7 March 28, 2009
Get the tostadocrastinationmug. Jessie: "Dude, did you hear about Larry's new job? He gets paid to supervise a robot that does all the work. What a sinecure. Oh and Mindy? She just got hired to work as a paralegal at Horithups & Wellesley, where all she has to do is run spell-checks on the lawyer's documents."
Adam: "WTF? Where do you sign up for these gigs? It seems all the jobs I get are McJobs where I work my ass off for minimum wage. Geez... what has this world come to?"
Adam: "WTF? Where do you sign up for these gigs? It seems all the jobs I get are McJobs where I work my ass off for minimum wage. Geez... what has this world come to?"
by Adel7 September 15, 2007
Get the sinecuremug. Another name for Harry Potter, so called because it gets on your nerves like a big hairy stick poking you in the neck while you sleep.
by Adel7 September 23, 2007
Get the hairy proddermug.