Jim: "Man, I'm thinking of dropping my Psychology class. The teacher is too distracting."
Martin: "Huh? Why?"
Jim: "She's just so.... shepamster!"
Martin: "Huh? Why?"
Jim: "She's just so.... shepamster!"
by Adel7 August 23, 2007
Someone who was born in New Orleans. Called so because this person has gotten accustommed to getting wet, wading through flooded streets, and playing in the rain.
by Adel7 December 04, 2007
An SBD that quietly but quickly permeates a large room. It sounds like very slowly opening a new coke bottle.
Last year, when Jimmy took the newly designed SAT, he decided he would protest the Slimy Atrocious Test by eating lots of pinto bean burritos right before the test, and sabotaging the test room with a fassah every 5 minutes. Alas, the scores on that Saturday's SAT in that testing room where all below 1500 total. Jimmy was elated, but Alphonso Humphry who needed a 2100 to get into USC was less than pleased."
by Adel7 September 05, 2007
When a person repeatedly thrusts the gas pump in and out of his car, trying to get every last drop of gasoline out of the hose and into the car.
...One day, perhaps two or three years from now, gas prices will get so high that at gas stations everywhere customers will be gas humping so much that they'll need to create all-steel pumps to prevent breaking of the pumps.
"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."
"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."
by Adel7 December 17, 2007
The ultimate speedsters highway, located in Germany. Unfortunately, in the USA the average driver is a less skillful driver than the average driver in Germany, and that's not an insult but a result of the USA's relatively easy driver's education programs and requirements. On the other hand, in Germany getting a driver's license is much harder and requires a lot more practice. So it makes sense that in the US you can't speed as much as you want except in a few isolated places like Montana or Nevada perhaps.
In Germany, the autobahn is not as dangerous as one might assume. The autobahn has many lanes, with one or two lanes dedicated as the fast, no-limit lanes, and at least one lane dedicated for the slowpokes.
Seeing that Germany produces many awesome sports cars and speed demons, like the BMW M3 and M5, the Mercedes SL lineup, and the Porsches, it comes as no surprise that the autobahn exists over there.
Seeing that Germany produces many awesome sports cars and speed demons, like the BMW M3 and M5, the Mercedes SL lineup, and the Porsches, it comes as no surprise that the autobahn exists over there.
by Adel7 September 09, 2007
A term coined by Murgan Spurlock in his documentary Super Size Me, this refers to the nervousness and anxiety that occurs after eating lots of McDonalds. This is usually caused by consuming lots of Coke or sugary soda from McDonald's - which is filled with High Fructose Corn Syrup. One starts twitching involuntarily, and often one feels like running around while flailing one's arms wildly and jumping constantly, all while yelling "I'm lovin' it - dadadadadaaa I'm lovin' it!"
Mark: "Dude, after drinking this 24 ounce Coke from McDonald's yesterday, I started feeling really nervous and crazy. And then after eating that sundae, it was all over."
John: "Shit - that must be like 100 grams of sugar right there."
Mark: "Yeah man - I started getting the McTwitches and started to fidget a lot, then I started shaking and I just couldn't control myself. So I started doing Michael Jackson's moonwalk, except it apparently looked pretty disturbing. Then she walked away and never called. Shit."
John: "Yeah dude - it's just like that song - "That's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23, and you still act like you're in freshman year. What the hell is wrong with me I never wanna act my age, what's my age again, what's my age again..."
Mark: "Ha - lol, it's kind of sad though huh... but LOL."
John: "Look on the bright side though, at least now you know the effects of lots of Mickey D's grub.
Mark: "Word, maybe I'll try to eat fresh and go to Subway instead... well, on second though, naaah I'd rather Have It My Way and go to BK."
John: "LOL.... yeah dude, but avoid that mayo."
John: "Shit - that must be like 100 grams of sugar right there."
Mark: "Yeah man - I started getting the McTwitches and started to fidget a lot, then I started shaking and I just couldn't control myself. So I started doing Michael Jackson's moonwalk, except it apparently looked pretty disturbing. Then she walked away and never called. Shit."
John: "Yeah dude - it's just like that song - "That's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23, and you still act like you're in freshman year. What the hell is wrong with me I never wanna act my age, what's my age again, what's my age again..."
Mark: "Ha - lol, it's kind of sad though huh... but LOL."
John: "Look on the bright side though, at least now you know the effects of lots of Mickey D's grub.
Mark: "Word, maybe I'll try to eat fresh and go to Subway instead... well, on second though, naaah I'd rather Have It My Way and go to BK."
John: "LOL.... yeah dude, but avoid that mayo."
by Adel7 August 31, 2007
A Swiss company that produces the classic Swiss Army Knife collection. Victorinox also owns Wenger, another company that makes Swiss Army Knives. There are many different kinds of SAKs of many different sizes. Some have USB drives on them, lights, pens, all kinds of tools, even MP3 players.
Having a Swiss Army Knife is a good idea. You should get one of the small ones at least to put on your keychain. Add in a classic Leatherman and you're ready for anything.
Having a Swiss Army Knife is a good idea. You should get one of the small ones at least to put on your keychain. Add in a classic Leatherman and you're ready for anything.
Dude 1: "Woah, dude, where'd ya get that Victorinox knife from? It looks like something out of the old MacGyver shows dude."
dude 2: "Yeah, word."
Dude 1: "What'll they come out with next?"
Dude 2: "We'll see. It'll be cool fa sho."
dude 2: "Yeah, word."
Dude 1: "What'll they come out with next?"
Dude 2: "We'll see. It'll be cool fa sho."
by Adel7 August 22, 2007