humblefucking 

When someone chooses to fuck someone from a lower class in an attempt to prove they are not an elitist jerk.

The fact that someone would even think of engaging in humblefucking is classist in itself!

humblefucking by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021

hallefuckinglujah 

When you are so excited about something but "hallelujah" just won't cut it. Basically this means the same as "Hallelujah!" using the word 'Fuck' to emphasize the action.

Kim: "Do you have to work tomorrow?"
Sandy: "Nope. It's almost 5:00 on the Thursday of a long weekend! Hallefuckinglujah!"

hallefuckinglujah by Deakerama April 9, 2009

handlefuck 

to put gum on the part of a handle of a car where the owner puts his/her hand to open the door, especially on an expensive car such as a BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, or the ultimate challenge Ferrari. if you handlefuck a Corvette i will personally come to your house and shove a chainsaw through your heart. sick fuck.

kid 1:dude check out the tool that just got out of his new BMW Z8. because we're poor stoners who cant afford sweet cars lets use some juicy fruit and handlefuck that bitches car.
kid 2: fuck yeah. jihad that pubehead.

handlefuck by wewillrockyou December 18, 2006

hagglefuck 

A hagglefuck is somebody so horrendous, that if anybody has sex with him/her, their status is almost irrevocably lowered among their peers.

Whereas some people will "go fishing" at parties in order to get laid, the hagglefuck casts a wide net in order to get somebody to fill that gap in their life. Anybody will do, but usually the hagglefuck will attempt to snare the drunkest of the lot.

The one way to reverse this lowering of status is to quest for the silver condom.

The person who has sex with the hagglefuck is thereafter referred to as the junkyard warden.

Any girl/guy who rates beneath a 2.5.

"The hairy hagglefuck snared Jimmy in her web, and we were all horrified when we saw him turning into a junkyard warden in the alleyway."

hagglefuck by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley August 3, 2007

Hobblesucked 

When you're so excited about the person your kissing that you get a cramp in your leg and you're hobbling along, trying not to show it.

"God, what a bad first date it was. There I was, walking this amazing girl home, and alluvasudden I began to hobblesuck!"

Hobblesucked by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005