guido mista

the one guy from vento aureo who is scared shitless by the number 4.

wendys : “444 Deal!”
guido mista : *confused screaming*

guido mista by Chipthechip January 28, 2019

guidoo 

Guido hair. Typically a shiny and greasy vertical spike-style, the guidoo wearer looks much like a confused farmer who has just successfully milked a bull. Guidoos vary in length from year to year but are always very greasy. Must contain no less than 2 different haircare products. Must take at least 20 minutes to orchestrate.

With his blistering forehead acne and his shiny new Guidoo, Chet looked as if he'd been bobbing for french fries.

guidoo by swetepete February 6, 2010

Guido Pump 

The greatest of all arm workouts. Typically done on Friday and/or Saturday, the guido pump consists of fifteen to twenty sets of bicep tricep supersets. One should drink pre workout prior to a guido pump and throw on their smallest shirt immediately afterwards.

I did the guido pump last night, and was feeling juicy as fuck afterwards. My arms were hugging the sleeves so fucking tight.

Guido Pump by Condor February 2, 2017

guido tuxedo

A tracksuit or warm-up suit. While intended for athletes to wear while on the sidelines at sports events, the guido has adopted the tracksuit as a integral part of his wardrobe. The top portion of the tuxedo should never be zipped up beyond the bottom reaches of the pectoral area of the torso, and is best complimented by an oversized gold crucifix. It can be worn alone, or with a plain white wifebeater, the only acceptable undergarment.

Ahh, yeah... nice guido tuxedo, man. Please tell me you're on your way to the gym or breakdancing lessons or something.

guido tuxedo by Sloppy July 12, 2004

gutrod 

an energized man-rod ready to probe the guts of a female.

Dusty wielded the gutrod through the office until the secretary took care of it. She couldn't walk for a week.

gutrod by Bill Mustache October 22, 2011

GTDOT 

Acronym for the phrase, "Get that dick out there."

Not to be misinterpreted as to literally get a penis out of some place. On the contrary it is an inspiring phrase to encourage a man and his dick to get out into environments that result in female action.

"Chris is right bro!" "You need to GTDOT, and handle that ass!"

GTDOT by The DSB October 1, 2011

gutlord 

A large man, one who needs to eat less and get out more.

Who's that gutlord marching!? You should cut down on your porklife, mate, get some exercise!

gutlord by Blurring Effigy October 13, 2007