"Hey Mike did you sleep with that Lauren chick?"
"Yeah, Why?"
"You know she has herpes, right?"
"No way, Goddamn-it! I knew some-shit like this..."
"Haha! Deal. You really dealt. Let me take this time to chuckle to myself because you probably will be dealing for the rest of your insignificant fucking life with disfigured genitalia. Why don't you call the fucking whambulance while your at it you fucking douche? Do you smell that?"
"Huh?"
"It smells like pussy, fuck-face. And
you know what,
I don't give a flying fuck what the fuck happens to you because your a flat out utter cunt. Deal bitch!"
"Thanks for the support, bro."