Guilt-Free Three 

The list of three celebrities that an individual is allowed to screw without receiving shit from his/her significant other. It is not likely that a person will ever need to employ the Guilt-Free Three, but it should be discussed in every relationship. Just in case.

Honey, I know you're not happy that I slept with David Bowie, but you really can't complain. I told you ages ago that he was in my Guilt-Free Three.

Guilt-Free Three by Lard Boy August 5, 2007

Guilt-free beer run 

Done by underage males, a guilt free beer run is an average beer run except that the person committing said beer run slams down exact change or more than the cost of the beer on his way out. This means he will not have to show his ID yet doesn't feel guilty to the clerk for "stealing." This is a prime example of a situation in which everyone wins as the underage male gets his beer and the store clerk is paid the money owed but cannot be reasonably held responsible for allowing a minor to purchase said alcoholic commodity.

18 year old Doug: Here have a beer, we did a beer run earlier.

18 year old James: You're a dick! The poor attendant is going to have to pay for the missing merchandise!

18 year old Doug: Nah don't worry bro, it was a guilt-free beer run; I slammed down correct change on the counter as I ran out!

18 year old James: Oh ok, pass me a cold one then!

Guilt-free beer run by morganhernan September 26, 2009

guilt-free faff 

To faff without any pressing obligations.

NB There is disagreement as to whether the guilt-free faff is possible on the basis that faffing can only be done when there is something more important or pressing to do.

I have finally finished my assignment and can have a guilt-free faff about on the internet.

It was raining outside and his meeting was cancelled so Doug decided to rub one out in front of the TV and generally have a guilt-free faff around the house.

guilt-free faff by Holamigos October 25, 2009

Guilt Free Bang 

The act of intercourse for married couples who, because of beliefs, did not have sex prior to marriage.

Sally really wanted to get sum, but knew she would feel really bad about going against her beliefs. She found a husband as soon as she could and got her guilt free bang.

Guilt Free Bang by moneyOVAbytches April 12, 2010

Guilt-free threesome

When your girlfriend sucks a wall-mount while you fuck her from behind.

Joe: You and your girlfriend had a threesome? Wasn't it awkward?
Todd: Nah, man. It was a guilt-free threesome.
Joe: Ah. Can't feel jealous of a dildo. You should invite me next time.

Guilt-free threesome by Gert G October 8, 2013

Freeloader's Guilt

When someone who is a known freeloader has received "charity" gifts from someone, and they end up letting things go such as bitchiness, abuse, or excessive rudeness, due to the fact that they feel that they have no right to oppose this person because they have bought them so many things.

Anna: "Yeah, I just can't take her bitching at me so much, but it's just that I have the worse freeloader's guilt, and I don't feel that I have the right to say anything =("

Freeloader's Guilt by Anna! =) November 30, 2009