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Passenger (usually male, usually young) unable to occupy a seat on a suburban commuter train without spreading his legs wide open (as though suffering from severely swollen testicles) and so encroaching on the adjacent seat.
I boarded the 18.23 train and moved to the quiet car only to find a grupnik sprawled across the last available seat
grupnik by Wordsmithz December 25, 2008
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When you're so addicted to hard drugs like heroin or fentanyl that you've gone past the point of no return, the drugs can be said to have gripped your brain. In turn, you would call this person a gripson. When they are extremely high and incapacitated, you would refer to them as being gripsoned.
We tried to get everyone ready to go canoeing on the river, but Jordan was gripsoned out of his mind sitting in a camping chair. We had to put sunglasses on him to make it less noticeable and then go without him. What a gripson.
gripson by OnceGreat August 14, 2021
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Gruppenfücker 

Reserved only for the worst of the worst. People labeled as such are worse than assholes, dumber than idiots, weirder than spergs, more annoying than Bieber, more heinous than villains, and more disgusting than public bathrooms. Most likely all of the above.
get the fuck off the fucking computer, lethargic gruppenfücker
Gruppenfücker by Yopmail User June 25, 2022

Grumpstink 

When a person throws themselves into a tantrum of such ferocious proportions that they inadvertently pass wind.
"Dude, Ashton went off the rails so bad last night that she pulled a grumpstink! My flat still hums of it."
Grumpstink by Prof. S May 4, 2010

Death Grips 

1.) An experimental hiphop music group from California

2.) An aggressive, two handed, handjob often causing tears in the skin or losing circulation to the penis.
Guy1: I got Death Grips last night. Wasn’t really for me.
Guy2: Damn, your girl must have given you No Love Deep Web
Guy1: No it’s a rough handjob, my dick is still throbbing.
Guy2: Oh, I guess you got got.
Guy1: What.
Death Grips by schi6ism October 16, 2019

grumstrup 

a mentally retarded boy, that though his gender, suffers from great daddy issues, because his mom is a dude.
so your mom is called michael? you are such a grumstrup....
grumstrup by datdj May 6, 2013

gruppe sechs 

The security van appears in the infamous Grand Theft Auto III and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City video games. Apparently a take on the well-known financial entity called "Goldman Sachs", while it is also phonetically similar to "Group Sex", a sex-oriented pun indeed. Very Rockstar style.
All the blue security vans in Liberty City belongs to the Gruppe Sechs company.
gruppe sechs by Lin T April 16, 2006