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Extremely good looking, intelligent, talented individual. Usually has a large penis.
Whoa! Look at his package! He has to be a Gruss.
by Akunin March 21, 2004
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The hair that grows around the asshole
Gruss salad, like my gruss, gruss berries, grusslocks, gruss nuts,
by cuban-b August 14, 2010
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the space of time one should wait between periods of masterbation
e.g
ben:(on phone) so what you up to
penny: well i just been wankin' and i'm waitin' for this gruss to end
ben: ... bummer
penny: ...totaly
by ben n penny May 26, 2007
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Another word for, or another way of saying "gross".
"I took a shit in your rubber boots"
"Dude that's gruss"
by Julio Mendez March 19, 2008
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Extremely annoying and disgusting at the same time.
You're really gruss if you think that way dude.
by truancyofrevenge February 07, 2017
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