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Gunthar is a random guy who will appear in your life one day. He will get on your nerves a lot but you will enjoy having him around. Gunthar jokes around a lot and his jokes are not funny but the dumb shit he will do will make you laugh your ass off. He also is a simp as he has simped on the same girl for 4 years. Dispite this and the number of times he talks about being single girls like him when he is not being an idiot.
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Grunthor 

Typical emo teenager in Stockholm Sweden of the male gender. The female being called Goffe Often found slashing his wrists or playing the wrist violin as it's also referred to. Camouflages her/himself in black since the daytime and sun is their natural enemy. Some purple, red, pink and striped varieties can also occur ocasionally. Manson is a hardcore yet typical Grunthor. On any given weekend night a typical stroll through any suburban park will yield the discovery of dozens sometimes more Grunthors and Goffes sitting in groups drinking lightbeer and slashing their wrists in synch with the dark repetitive music in their ipods.

Also a great and cheap way to dress for halloween themed parties since all you need is to rip your clothes and look depressed.
Failed at something miserably? your mood is now exactly that of a typical grunthor.
Grunthor by Aussie_D January 16, 2009
used often as an insult:
"Bill, you grunturd"
grunturd by Andy July 22, 2003
An irresponsible gun owner, as in some who makes it possible for an unsupervised child to access a gun.
The boy accidentally shot and killed his sister because their guntard father refused to lock his guns in a safe. The boy thought the gun was a plaything, because that's what his father believed.
guntard by Poppa Capp December 31, 2013

Grubtard 

A follower or admirer of John Gruber (of Daring Fireball).
You didn't come up with that bullshit analysis on your own. You're such a grubtard.
Grubtard by Grubtard September 10, 2009

gruntfart 

the sound ones anus makes whilst taking a intense bowel movement
that would be telling....(gruntfart)