Grustard

Grustard is a automotive term for when your steering wheel locks up, or is misaligned, resulting in complications in the steering mechanism. It is almost always spontaneous, so saying one had an 'unexpected grustard' would be redundant. Popularized the late William Grustard in 1986, the competitive street racer coined the term when his steering wheel locked up, resulting in him losing both of his legs, later driving him to suicide in 1994. Grustard is not to be confused with the audio company Gustard.

"Hey man, how did you total your Honda Civic? It was working just last week!" "One word - Grustard."

Grustard by joshualingdon July 12, 2017

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Gustard

Short for the phrase "gusset custard" Any sort of vaginal discharge. Particularly after sexual activity.

Oh no! I've got bad gustard today

Gustard by Controversial Dan January 2, 2016

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Grubtard

A follower or admirer of John Gruber (of Daring Fireball).

You didn't come up with that bullshit analysis on your own. You're such a grubtard.

Grubtard by Grubtard September 10, 2009

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Gustard

Gustard is an adjective which is a word to describe how ugly someone/something. it can be used to from describing the weather to describing people.

Lydia: "Did you see how Martha looked today?"
Sandy: "Ahh yh, that girl is so Gustard!!!!"

Gustard by Chickenpooplol December 10, 2019

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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