A rough looking heavy-set dumpy whore who is unlikely to appeal to the average punter. Occasionally seen plodding the beat in red-light areas late on, looking desperate and dejected holding a carrier bag and with her over-sized dugs resting on her cannibal cooking pot sized belly half exposed..
Sir was on tour again last night and the streets were somewhat empty of prime stock.. However, a Grimsby trawler was seen moving slowly down the main drag and Richard wondered what her price might be..
Such an act would surely be considered a charitable deed, but alas, as he returned, his chances of having his bell chewed were negated as she was no longer apparent.. Some other sexual philanthropist had snaffled the beast..
A town in North East Lincolnshire. Does NOT smell of fish in the slightest, although don't go near the fishing docks without a gas mask.
Infested with chavs, also full of attention-seeking fucking emos.
The town is split up into main 'estates', there's usually fights between the estates, which people usually don't turn up to, as most fights are all mouth and headlocks.
Dickhead #1: I iz frm nunsthorpe n i wil kik da shit out ov u
Dickhead #2: ye rite m8, i iz from yarborough n i wil kik da shit out ov u
Normal Person: Fucking morons, i can't wait until i get out of shitty grimsby.
Out of all the little towns in the province, even the country, Grimsby is where you wanna be if you're looking to start a family by age 14. With teen pregnancies being a norm, you might wanna get a stroller for your son, cuz he's about to have 3kids. Raising your kids in this town is a guaranteed grand coming out of your bank account to buy Nicorette Quick Mist (the raspberry kind) for there up coming nicotine addiction. Not as incesty as Smithville or Dunnville, but we are sure there are some families going through the experimentation phase due to the many ugly offsprings we have seen in the past 5 years. Grimsby is the only place in the country where you can have innocent retirees enjoying a relaxing game of lawn bowling while just 20 metres away you can see two 12 year olds fucking each others brains out in the ditch while hauling on there breezes. What you should gather from this town is why rehab exists.
5 year old: "Can I get a quick haul mister?"
Man: " Um no... where are you from?!"
5 Year old: "Oh Grimsby sir"
Man: " Oh shit, go ahead lil buddy"