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7 definitions by Chris-Piano

1. grimsby salad
the dried remains of a previous nights anal passion on the body. I.E. dried faeces, blood and other bodily remains.
'I woke up to find a grimsby salad in my calvins'
by Chris-Piano Dec 22, 2004 add a video
2. rimcake
To snort a substance, usually cocaine from around the anus.
'Im gurna reemcayke you reeeel goood beeetch'
by Chris-Piano Dec 22, 2004 add a video
3. meats
as well as a rejection, simply an occurence that is unpredicted or unpleasant. Can be elaborated into any form of animal protein based produce.
'you just hit on that hairy girl, how'd it go' 'i took complete meats' or
'meats i just missed the goal from 2ft away'
'or im feeling meaty'
'have a beefy drink'
by Chris-Piano Dec 22, 2004 add a video
4. rel
obscure or insignificant.
'do you know jimmy fro the HR dept?' 'nope hes totally rel.'
by chris-piano Dec 24, 2004 add a video
5. butthamper
The hamper whither the jellyfinger did rest.
'david jellyfingered my butthamper twice. I loved it'
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by Chris-Piano May 15, 2006 add a video
6. jellyfinger
To wobble one's finger savagely in close proximity to another's 'butthamper'
'I jellyfingered your butthamper'
'...no you didn't'
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by Chris-Piano May 15, 2006 add a video
7. oot
a strong negative response.
'you've oot got a penis'
by Chris-Piano Dec 21, 2004 add a video
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